The following is a list of 10 reasons to kill All humans.

10.
The human race makes Styrofoam. This shit really licks up the environment. Burning makes the ozone get diarrhea. And every day we have to look at these shitty things before we eat shitty big macs that give us diarrhea.

9.
Humans get diarrhea. Not just normal diarrhea. But death diarrhea. Pain, stink, and death....all coming out our asses. Diarrhea sucks. Fuck you god.

8.
Humans are religious. Worst fad ever

7.
Humans make shitty lists of shit for no reason what so ever other than to organize their worthless lives.

6.
Naked. If there was a nuclear war or some crazy shit like that we wouldn’t have enough hair to shield us from the radiation.

5.
The fact that humans are advanced enough to come up with the idea of communism, but just to stupid and greedy to sustain it. We need to evolve more and try it again.

4.
Humans live about 75 - 100 years at this point. Jesus. Yoda lived till he was 900ish. I’ll keep pissing on this race until we get like yoda.

3.
We don’t have good spaceships. Everyone else does. But not us. Fuck you NASA.

2.
Cats really suck. They don’t leave you alone, they’re dumb, and they leave their hair in ur bed and all over your sweet black sweater

1.
Out of all the creatures in the ecosystem of Earth...Humans are the only optional one.