The following is a list of 10 reasons why President George W. Bush will never lose his power over America.

10. Cananda Hates him
There's nothing more american then having Canada hate you, except for maybe....uuhhh....Baseball, and as we all know everyone wants that in thur president.

9. Gave Ameria a War.
There's nothing any american wants more then to do basically nothing, and watch things explode and be able to brag about it later.

8. He will outlaw pretzels.
Back in the day he choked on a pretzel....not when he was like 5 or som'in som'in but since he got his presidancy....and he would not want another fellow american to suffer as he had.

7.Supriority.
When you have george Bush as President, the average American can believe that if someone that dumb is running the country anyone can. (Did I say running the country? I meant ruining the country.)

6. Cyborgs
Sure George Bush is old, but with all the advancements in science, etc. by the time this basterd is ready to "kick the bucket" he'll be electronically enhanced so he can live, forever

5. Reality Show
He had his own reality show called "That's my Bush". You mean that was a satire show as him? Oh well I'm sure if he had a reality show it wouldn't be that much different.

4. He wears suits
Hit two birds with one stone. Let her know you love her, and she's fat....No seriosuly, don't.

3. Freedom Fries.
Now this is the true sign of absolute power corrupting absolutely. I mean e freaking changed the name of french fries, becuase he was mad at the french!!!!

2. Keeps His Pants Closed
Unlike former President Bill Clinton this President has been able to keep his pants closed or has he?

1.Misunderestimate
People used to think he was a dumbass redneck, but now they know better then to misunder-estimate his intelligence.