Haha you just wasted your time by clicking here especially if you are illeterate. If you are illiterate then i dont know what to tell you because you are using a computer.
left,right,left.....
you thought i was going to say right didnt you well you were right.
You know that feeling of relief when the doctor tells you that you dont have herpes well I dont.
Ok this one isn't really a thought its a fact a tin foil helmet stops the aliens from reading your mind.
Maybe i shouldn't have offered to give the hobo my change then given him a handful of pocket lint I thought as he was chasing me with a razor.
I think if someone told me not to go in the tiger cage I would do it anyway just to say "hey look at this cool new scar".
If you are being chased by a fat, slow cop dont pull your pants down to mock him, I spent the next 2 weeks with my pants down but I wasn't laughing this time
Sorry if these are not up to my usual standards
these are hard to write and i havnt really focused on them
If an alien ever tried to probe me I would act like
like I like it, that would really freak them out then yahoo! no more
aliens.
Why dont jetpacks burn you or light you on fire.
If i was the first person with te idea to plant an
animal to see if it would grow i would have to kill alot of people just
to seem sane again.
Why is it that whenever I stop paying attention to
someone talking and they ask you why you wern't paying attention they
get mad at me for saying "That cloud is just so much more intresting."
I think a funny trick would be to cut off your thumb then act like you can put it back on, it might hurt alot but alot of people will laugh at your new trick
If some guy asks me why the sky is blue im going to kick him it the pants then run away, it might not answer his question but at least it wil give him something to think about.
if you have a question about any of these you can email me at Xaero4046@yahoo.com or IM me at xaero4046, im lonely, ::cry::