Welcome to my house tour... of my small English home!
No cheezy talks, let's just start! As soon as you step out my door there's the (empty) driveway. My Ferrari is usually parked there, however it has now come to my knowledge that it has been stolen... wait a minute *calls the police* |
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Just outside my living room window is the "front yard"... which is just a compilation of bushes and not really a yard. Ahh well... I live here. Ok just a joke I have my ow... not my own, but A room! |
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If you look left down the street, this what you see. My house number is 70, 72 (next to it) is the last number of this street. The people at the end I do not know, however they think I am weird cause I take pictures of everything. |
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The right view down the street. Goes all the way to the bigger road called Cranford Lane. Pretty cool road with loads of Indians and Paki's! |
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really old and bashed up MG, which belongs to the neighbours in 68.
Nice people, but amazingly lazy! They don't really feel like moving
that crappy car even though it's making the neighbourhood look like
crap! GRR... *breaks their window* |
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My front door, and the back way in through the house. The gap between the house leed to my back yard and the "garage", which isn't a garage! :) |
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STEP INTO MY HOUSE!!! Hehe... the entrance that is filled with shoes. Straight ahead to the right is the living/dining room. Straigh straight is the MINI kitchen where we have nothing (not even food). And on the left is the stairway to heav... I mean upstairs. |
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*cough* So 1st left up the stairs is the sufficating bathroom. I spend a lot of time in here! :) Has a tub, shower and the toilet is sadly missing! We just have a hole directly into the pipe! |
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Anyway, up the stairs and straight ahead leads into my room. I used to live downstairs, but while I was in USA my cousin just sort of moved me upstairs! My cousin and I share this room. It looks a mess cause we haven't exactly set anything up yet, and it is a very bad angle too I know, but hey it's the largest bedroom in the house! |
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My brother and Sara share this room for obvious reasons (sleep... SLEEP YOU DIRTY MINDED FREAK!!!) They spend A LOT of time in here, as they have nothing better to do! |
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My sister... my poor poor sister and her small bedroom. Ahh well... someday sis, you will live like a King... who had a sex transplant... and became a woman. |
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Now, go back to the main entrance and head for the kitchen, but make a right before you make it to the kitchen. Here is a ROOM! Well anyway look right into the room and we have the cosy seating area. Fireplace and all... however like the garage, the fireplace isn't a fireplace. Many things in England aren't what they are... it's pretty funny actually when you think about it. Hmm... how can I make you understand... YEAH! THE FOOD... it isn't really food! :) |
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Anyway look left into this room, we have the dining area... we never eat, so we never use it. Ahh well let's move on towards the sliding glass doors. |
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This is a "conservatory". I doubt americans use that word, so I won't even explain (use a dictionary!) My PC is still there at the present time, however I will move it upstairs when I am not lazy. |
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Anyway, the garden starts right outside the conservatory. This is the main area. On the left is the fake garage. Sorry it's a bit messy, we usually leave our clothes to dry here and eat out here if it's nice outside. On the right is a little herb bed... mostly mint. |
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A bit forward and you get to the garden entrance. Pretty cool out here with a lotta plants and cool figures. There used to be wines twirling in and out of some wood above this, but the STUPID owner took them down before we moved in... dumbass! :-\ |
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The path that started on the previous picture goes down to the end of the garden. here it passes by an area (on the left) we usually sit and eat or relax. On the right there is a bird bath and a bird house plus some more wooden and stone figures. Sorry, those are not on this picture. Ohh by the way... COTTON! |
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Further down, you get to the pond (right). We have many fish in there, but some died after I sat in it, farted and used it as a jacuzzi! :) Poor fishies. |
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Here is the back of the garden, it sort of goes around that tree to the right and leads past the back of the trees at the back of the pond. I wonder why this area smells like urin :-\... OK that was a gross joke... it really smells nice... HONEST! |
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This is left of the previous picture. Some hangin plants and cool figures. There is a stone squirrel and a stone own. Also a wooden mouse. Used to be MANY trees, but the STUPID owner also accidently cut those down. |
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This is the right of the previous PREVIOUS picture. Proof it doesn't smell like urin! WOOK, PRITTY FLOWAHS! |
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Back to the pond. On this picture there are 2 stone frogs, a stone mouse, 2 stone eagles and a stone BEAVER!!! OK joke, it's a weasel! Ohh also, the spring is here a bit up/left of the big frog. |
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This is the area I described before. You know, where I said we eat and relax. These are the bushes next to them. Ohh an a weird stone bird is hiding in there... don't know if that's a flamengo or stork... or whatever! All I know, it's definitly a female! ;). |
Well... I hope you enjoyed my obscene jokes... and my tour also! Peace out!
Sia.G