THE POEMS
Thusday Dec. 18th
Tomorrow we’re headed to Tennessee
to watch UDFB be all they can be
On a bus its a long 12 hour drive
all worth it to see our offense come alive
Andy hall will surely be throwing strong
so we can just score all night long
Now and again he will hand off to Germaine
what a combo they are, its pretty insane
After the touch down its time for the extra point
kicked by no other than the best guy in the joint
Thats right its brad shushman here to do what he does best
the kick is good no matter if the wind is from the north, south, east or west
This is when kim and i cheer the loudest
bc shushman is the blue hen that makes us the proudest
Now its time for defense and we've got the best
his name is shawn johnson and hes new to our nest
Defensive player of the year, he'll hit you real hard
but don’t worry this is football he wont get a red card
Battered and beaten Colgate will go home
and as Champions we will have a kingdom to roam!!!
and so concludes masterpiece # 1...You can't beat this school spirit :)
And now...the nightly's...
Thursday Feb. 5th
Jello shots, JB's together again and Alamo splash
we waited so long for this reunion bash
We had each other and thats always enough
we were drinkin and laughin and huggin and stuff
We made a basket out of a bowl
and our jshot empties were on a roll
We tried throwing them in for 2 points each
unfortunatley being accurate was a lil bit of a reach
Pete and Allen joined us for some wheat thins and jello
and at first when we said tequila they said HELL NO
Then suddenly they couldnt take it anymore
and requested some limes for shots that i began to poor
After throwing some crackers and taking em back
we realized there was once substance we really did lack
Some in our bunch were weed virgins you see
and those who were not said "this just cannot be"
So over to west we went and smoked all together
and all the jokes came out and people felt light as a feather
Liz needed water and pete just loved to hear his own voice
Dev tried to call off the mission on her new man of choice
I told her bullshit in 20 min she'd be back
and sure enough in that time she hadnt said hit the road jack
Pete made the best smelling food
all for himself, but he wasnt trying to be rude
So Dev told me that 20 mins was up, and Allen was back in the game
he looked at me confused though we never said his name
He wished he knew what we were talking about
annnd then the famous quote happened, the one we always say without a doubt
We all know what it is, i wont repeat it here
but man o man this is one night to hold dear
In the morning we found wheat thins and jshot empties all over the place
but even with cleanup the memories put a smile on your face
Friday Feb. 6th
Davi wants another rhyme
I don’t know if I can make one in time
I love being ridonkulous with my JB’s
Davi will play DDR if I say please
Shes doing her dance right now
annnnd Delaware definitely does not know the meaning of a plow
Harry TIT TIT puss is the story she told
she wears a cape and her DDR dances never get old
We are going sip for sip
annnnd maybe later for a dip
But that’s not true bc its winter
yeahhh nothing rhymes with winter, except splinter
Who was the leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles in the sewer
lets drink 2 more glasses of Capt., nothing fewer
And this night will be one to remember for all of time
wow where is the tequila shot with the salt and lime
Wait that was last night
tonight is more of a delight
It's just us JB’s living it up right
what a night, what I night
Let's go fly a kite?
Now the rhyme is done
Its been really fun
I love the JB’s
And they love me too
I don’t have to say please
Bc they are just too good to be true
Saturday Feb. 7th
Capt. and Gem clear
the end must be near
Although at first I think its alright
the night surely will end in a fright
We went to see Carl, yes this is true
but what could happen that night, not even I knew
In Delias I knew Louie Louie
but tonight any prediction would have just been phooey
It turns out I know all of Carl’s roommates
and after tonight they all know all my bad traits
We all went to Tennessee and I drank from my sippy
thank goodness they still don’t know I’m a hippy
But they know that I get drunk
and act like a punk
So they all blamed their behavior on me
as they called Pat and didn’t leave a msg but only a missed call for him to see
It read “alex” in plain and simple black and white
wow he would really think that I had tried to call him that night
His friends were all laughing and were in all their glory
bc my drunken mishap would be a logical story
I don’t want Pat to think I’m crazy as a bat
but honestly all night I wore that ridiculous hat
It’s over and done with, what can I do
I guess ill just seek solace in sharing this rhyme with you
Eat grilled cheese and DDR with all of ur might
I hope that you had a really good time out with me tonight
Sunday Feb. 8th
We started drinking at 10 at night
and now at 7AM its really bright
We drank and then visited 51 east park place
and Davi grabbed asses and violated peoples space
Fatass took the heat for grabbing the asses
it’s funny how im the only one who today has classes
We came back to the towers and visited my car
getting books at 230 is going a little too far
We sat around sippin on our martini glasses
with “nothing” in them (that’s a lie straight from our asses)
I was the wingman and made the diversion call
I’m really not sure James liked that at all
But it worked out ok and the boys showed up at 3
and at first Davi said “James stay away from me!”
But then he got snuggly and she broke the pact
I’m a ‘lil mad but I can’t stop loving her and that’s a fact
Sandra was crazy and told me things I didn’t want to know
and I just realized that tonight me and Stef forgot to blow
Bubbles that is, in our drinks all night long
and that my friend is just plain old wrong
It got late and Davi and James were no where to be found
thankfully none of us could hear a sound
Dancing was crazy and lead to other things
man those boys must of all felt like kings
I am a midget and shouldn’t kiss tall boys at all
but sometimes I cant help myself and it’s not my fault I am small!
There was way too much fun packed into one little night
that started in darkness and ended in light
There was peanut butter fingering and whipped cream
yeahhhh baby we make those boys scream
Thursday Feb. 12th
We are naturally drunk you see
and so being at a party sober is no biggie
Especially after QUALITY at dunkin donuts
and wow did we talk a lot about haircuts
I love my Davi with all my heart
we couldn’t have gotten this semester off to a better start
The pics prove it all, every minute was a blast
with precious, falling on the ground and the Alamo splash
Then there is 20 minute with my Cinnamon on his lap
we will just cut Pete out and the pics a gem in a snap
Nothing against Pete but this time he doesn’t factor in
right now its all about Davi and 20 min
But enough about that and back to tonight
we didn’t drink but that was really alright
We walked hand in hand
all across the land
Til we arrived to the house with no heat
but we had mittens so we had that cold beat
Had to grab the car by 2am
someone spit on that shit and I’m really mad at them
Now its time for bed which is sad but alright
Cuz once again, with my Dav I had a spectacular night
Friday Feb.13th
I will admit Friday night was not the greatest
but I promised a poem to my dearest Amy by today the latest
All was well once we arrived at 114 East Park Place
and when we walked in we saw wuzzups smiling face
He got us some shots, some beer and a gin drink
he really wanted us to have fun and be trashed I think
We sent him to get our dearest Stefi into the party
and to fight through that crowd one had to be hardy
The rest of the gang showed up and we started dancing
annd on line for the keg this kid started romancing
Stef and I went to the bathroom and next thing we knew
Kara and our romancer were on the couch....whew!!
And Amy and Wuzzup were makin out
we were so excited we clapped our hands and let out a shout
Then on the way upstairs we grabbed a hottie's fine ass
and he gave us permission to do it anytime that he passed
Finally we walked home and called it a night
and I’ll leave it off there bc the rest was a fright
Saturday Feb.14th
Valentine's Day!
Valentines day is all about hugs and kisses
Cupid may have shot some arrows but he had a few misses
We made out own shirts with tender love and care
they offered cute little sayings to wear out if we dare
Our moods weren’t that great from the night before
but we were determined to not have this night be a bore
95 Cleveland was calling our names
but not before a few DDR games
Ronrico (Rodrigo) was oh so good to us
we really wanted Amy to take the 1150 bus
B/c wuzzup wanted to spend his Vday with her
but she says her feelings are all just a blur
So she went to bed and we headed out
wearing our shirts that display what we’re all about
We arrived at the house and people were leaving
but in a good time we were still believing
We found Davi’s friend Jay who had chugged from the keg
and for us to stay longer he really did beg
Suddenly there were handcuffs attached to my wrist
this surely was an event that was not to be missed
We went to the attic and showed off our attire
if I said it wasn’t fun then Id be a liar
We met 80 bazillion more people named Jay
one who was my handcuffed buddy who got a little carried away
He loves his puppy and apparently has shackles
needless to say from us erupted many cackles
We went home with some sn’s and two new friends
we were very unhappy to see this night come to an end
But not before Stefanie became Paula Suzy
man oh man that one was a doozy
So Happy Valentine’s Day to my girls who made my night bright
remember make love and not war every day and every night!
Sunday Feb. 15th
Another night at Davi’s, this one just to relax
really a time perfect to plan our attacks
I finally met Lovina and enjoyed her loud spirit
glad I’m not the only one who enters a room and everyone hears it
Davi made me PB & J and offered me milk to go along
how did she know I think that a PB & J without milk is just wrong?
We are a match made in heaven just like precious and DDR
and I really do think our friendship will go far
Sandra brought Amy into her room alone and closed the door
what was in there that was such a lure?
Then everyone left and it was just me and Dav
what better Sunday night could a girl really have
We talked about life and of course made some plans
to find 20 min and get him into Davi’s hands
We cleared off the table in order to diagram our mission
and really it all came down to a simple decision
To be forward and just go write on his whiteboard
or talk to his friends and see what kind of info they have stored
We decided upon a stealth mission to just “drop by”
and leave a nice message that will make 20 min say my oh my!
I must not leave out that I wore the cape for this time
and all for my baby did I write this little rhyme
Its time to conclude this tale of the night
and I really do love Davi with all of my might
Thursday Feb. 19th
It was a date to eat some B&J
and apparently we had a lot to say
James tried to take a seat
but once ignored he had to go "eat"
Once back at the apartment we made some drinks
and then it seemed our plan was missing a few links
At 20 mins to 11, Davi jumped in the shower
because what she wanted was the boy from the west tower
But he was going out, not to our place
he obviously didn't understand the nature of the case
No worries though because we are 2 as one
we don't need anyone else to have fun
The jokes kept on coming one after another
if other people were there they would have just said "oh brother"
We cuddled and talked for hours on end
to others sometimes the wrong message we send
We orget to pay any attention to others when we go out
also they prolly don't like our new mating call straight from the snout
Next to my Davi I slept for the night
with elevator noises and birds above in flight
A perfect way to start off the weekend
and oh do I hope that this bliss never does end
Friday Feb. 20th
Lauren is here visiting us again
as she hopes to one day become a blue hen
Guess what, its the truth, she just loves to dance
and watching her really does put you in a trance
We actually started early, a surprise yes I know
we headed to the 17th floor with Rodrigo in tow
The dancing started there right away
and believe me that Lauren's dance fever was here to stay
At 51 East Park Place we didnt stay long
something about the hacienda this night was just wrong
Time for Peace a Pizza and breadsticks so yummy
unfortunately not all was well with my tummy
I went outside with Stefi to get some air
and when we returned Lauren was dancing on a chair!
After vacating the scene we went to Cleveland, 95
and when we got there the party was barely alive
But we went in and found the people we know
just sittin around each one a bro
Lauren got to dancing
and Amy romancing
And for the most part our spirits were high
though we were tired, we were sad to say bye
We journeyed home not sure what to do next
so we sat down at the comp to read people's text
Davi and I were going to give booty a try
but we thought it was too late and anyway we'd get by
It turns out that wasn't the best of calls
they made a new drink that made them bounce off the walls
Oh well, no biggie, there is always a next time
time for sleep and maybe one more shot with a lime :)
Saturday Feb. 21st
A night started once again with fun at the towers
ended up lasting for hours and hours
We heard that Courtney was the happening place
but when we got there that was soo not the case
So we walked back to kent to use the bathroom
and talked to the neighbors and new plans began to bloom
We headed toward IVY and stumbled upon a party with more than one hot boy
but when we got inside we saw one who particularly doesn't bring us much joy
So Jen and Ginger left, but I would please them later
once my mood turned into that of an alligator
Everyone was dancing and having some fun
for some reason I didn't want to talk to anyone
Maybe it was because Jackson was there
everytime he looked at me I gave him a glare
But then during my "break" out in the hall
the most magical thing happened of all
I started chatting with a brother from ATO
and Jack was rushing and Mike wanted to know
Why did I hate him and what had he done
so I told him straight out and I'll admit it was fun
So now Jack will not be getting into his frat
and I really couldn't be any more pleased about that
We left that apartment and went to another
but the real fun didn't start til Davi wanted a brother
We went back to ATO and I didn't wear shoes
and they all thought this was really bad news
When we got there, it happened, I fell in love
with thier black lab named Chief whose straight from heaven above
We played with his football and did some tricks
but most of all I just loved his friendly licks
While waiting for Davi we watched TV in the "brothers room"
I was surprised the guys were so nice to us bc their rep might make you feel doom
We ate Kev's chicken parm
and came to no harm
They offered us a place to stay
but we left anyway
Stef called PS for a ride
and her bloodshot eyes she wanted to hide
When the "officer" came to drive them home
she thought "do I want a ride or to roam?"
They took the ride but couldn't get out
it was a real cop car folks, this caused Stefi to pout
Davi finally got a ride home from her sister
after a very nice night with a mister
Friday Feb. 27th
At the apartment I made mac and cheese
and its true this meal never fails to please
Sharon gave me a job which I took to heart
I had her drink waiting for her from the start
There was tequila, rodrigo and oh yes gem clear
and without a doubt later on some beer
Two alamo splash's and one rum surprise
Sharon's ability to stand was certainly compromised
After some hugs we headed out to the bus
we thought we missed it so we walked, silly us
Headed down Main St, the bars were getting out
who did we see, but James, what's that all about?
We said our hellos and got on our way
on S. Chapel is where we were headed to play
Almost at PIKA , Davi spots his face
WHY is James all over the place?!
We laugh it off and get to 171
the music is pumping and we are ready for fun
Amy found wuzzup and we got our beer
it was kind of loud in there and hard to hear
Yet, Sharon's "doctor" told her all of his plans
I guess it's good to know where he stands
I did my job perfectly and Sharon was trashed
and I have to admit we were all equally smashed
I found a nice hat on the floor
so I thought its owner didn't want it anymore
While wearing it he snatched it off my head
he deff did not want to hear a word I said
After a while Amy left with Dave E.
and oh we allwere just as happy as could be
More dancing, ass grabbing and Alabama
the night really turned out to be a slamma
The party was dying out
and so we walked out with a pout
On our walk home we found a lost boy
and finding his home for him was really a joy
We offered him a place to stay on the floor
but some nice girl finally opened the door
We went back to Kent and I climbed into bed
and then angry Dee told us to shut up b/c she heard every word that we said
Meanwhile the girls were being driven home in a cop car
when he asked about drinking they said nooo, even though they were gone by far
A great night that was needed by all
Once again, going to PIKA was such a good call
Saturday Feb. 28th
The outfits were all planned
too bad the plans got canned
But let me start at the start
yeah-we forgot to get extra coke at the mart
We started off dtinkin at Davi and Sandra's place
and Davi had a huge smile on her face
She had been drinkin since 5
her buzz still so alive
So I mixed her another drink
we danced ont he table and then took the 11:50 bus I think
The party bus was fun and Davi was Rick James BITCH
and we thought the rest of the night would go without a hitch
Tickets in hand we got to KapSig
but they had let the party get way to big
They werent letting anyone in the doors
not even if we got down and begged on all fours
Amy went home on the next bus
and Kimmie was all about journeying around with us
With nothing to do we made some calls
but we ran into nothing but walls
We went up to dave's but he kicked everyone out
and any thought of fun was clouded with doubt
The diner was our next stop why not eat some food
considering those damn KapSig boys were being so rude
We sang songs and ate cheese fries with gravy
to finish this line we really need a friend named Davey
Walking back home we were mad at the state
why was everyone so opposed to being open so late?
DE closes at 3AM, everyone out
what the hell are nights like tonight all about?
Back at the towers we all went to sleep
a bad night, its true, but its all ok b/c of the company we keep :)
Stupid shit said in feb!!!!!
*its like a babbling brook of tequila (while blowing bubbles in Alamo splash)
*….and cheers….and blow! (also while bubbling)
*dude…every night we got to blow (bubbling again)
*no penis in my vagina tonight!
*annnnd 20 minutes is up
*see, I dont know what I'm talking about, and you don't know what you are talking about,sooo weeeeeee should talk about something THEY dont know what we are talking about...
*wow gospelish turned into fuck (in reference to "ill fly away" by kayne
*You know how when you eat something you burp up the taste….well I keep having a rush of air in my throat that tastes like tequila…not a burp tho
*CAPE LOVER!!!!
*Straight up….when I walked into that liquor store today….i mean they had teeth, but they were real close to not having any
*Where should I come…umm in your pants
*I’m going to do SEX-U-AL
*My desire is on fire
*Seriously, I’m going to be broke by tomorrow night b/c we drink so much
*Wait, are you ready for me to stroke the middle with my scarf?
*Can you see what shes doing??? Shes a traffic director for planes
*HARRY-TIT-TIT-PUSS (Evan’s grandma)
*I don’t like beef stew
*he doesn’t want to kick a field goal, he just wants to give you a hug…straight up HUG
*Stef your toilet is playing with itself
*I’m like a horny goat right now
*I’m like a baby, I need to be burped
*Alex: put it in your mouth Davi
*Don’t double dick
*well, im not a sloppy kisser, so I would suck your face with grace
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