hello everyone! How are you guys?  I hope your not getting too stoned :-)  Y'all are so funny to hang out with.  I'm so glad that I have such great friends that let me drive home when I'm all fucked up.  I have sun burn really bad.  Calvin stop reading this over my shoulder....you too Jay.  So where is Stretch at?  I thought that he was supposed to show up...he's such a fucked up individual doing sooo many drugs at the same time.  Wow that just major stupidity.  Mike you look like your pretty set to just chill for a while must have been some good weed.  Poor Jessica she must have gotten  a really bad phone call from someone.  Colleen you seem pretty cool okay and now just to let all you know I'm going to start my little story about all of us...

    One night when we were all bored we decided to go to Mikey's house cause his dad just doesn't give a fuck if we're all there.  While we were all just sitting around getting stoned from Mikey's bowl  we decided to take some really fucked up pictures of stupid stuff and then the camera died for no reason at all.  So to humor ourselves we decided to play a little truth or dare.  When it came around to Colleen's turn she decided to pick dare... the first one out of all of us.  So we dared her to sneak outside and go up to the roof and get completely naked and shout at the top of her lungs that  she want to go to the porn store cause she was really horny.  Well because Colleen is so daring she actually did it except she fell.  Well Mikey's house is right next to the river and we heard a big splash and then we heard Colleen scream.  By the time we got around back she was gone and nobody could find her.  Sara and Stretch went one way to look for her, and Mike and Violent Jay picked up the baseball bats that were laying around and decided to go the opposite way.  Calvin got voted to go in the river and look for her because he was the best swimmer, while Jessica and I were told to wait at the house in case she showed up.  Well while we were waiting there my cell phone rang and it just happened to be Chastity, Calvin's sister,  I couldn't exactly tell her that we some how lost Colleen in the river so I said that  everyone was heading up to Denny's and that Calvin was in the bathroom.  So knowing Chastity she decided that she wanted to go up to Denny's too.  I didn't know what to tell her to stop her so I just said that we would all be up there eventually.  So once again we were all alone and we didn't know what to do.  After about an hour of waiting around we decided to go searching for her.  I grab the flash light from my car and we set out along the river.  We didn't make it very far into the woods when I came across Colleen's shorts.  Which were torn and bloody.... so here we were in the middle of the woods scared out of our minds holding Colleen's pants when we heard a female crying, we knew that the only two girls out there were Colleen and Sara so we headed in the direction of the crying.  I came across Sara  and Stretch except it wasn't crying that I had heard it was moaning.   Apparently Stretch means more then one thing and he thought that he could shove everything in at once.  (Men...they just can't figure women out.)  I started screaming at them, "You guys are such assholes  Colleen is out there somewhere  and could be hurt and you too are just fucking?! What the hell is wrong with you?"  Sara quickly put her pants on and said, "Sorry I was just so god damn horny and I couldn't take it anymore and he just happened to be here." Stretch was kinda pissed off about that last remark so he said, "Fuck you I'll go looking by myself you stupid bitch!"  So it looked like me, Jessica, and Sara were on our own.  Of course the first question I asked was if it was good, but before I could even get half the words out she said," I don't want to talk about it. The stupid mother fucker didn't know what he was doing and I'm fucked up on Zanies."  So off we went in complete silence when we found what appeared to be someone's hand.  Well Jessica is more brave then the rest of us so she picked it up to examine it.  Suddenly she screamed and dropped the hand.  When I asked her whose hand it was she started crying and said," It was Mikey's hand.  We have to find Mikey now before he dies."  So off we went at a sprint looking and screaming out Mikey's name.  When all of a sudden Violent Jay jumped out of the bushes and started swinging the baseball bat and of course poor Sara got bashed in the head by Violent Jay... I think he did it purposely cause he just doesn't like her.  So we left her there and when looking for Mikey.  When we noticed some splashing in the river.  When I suddenly remembered the Calvin went to look for Colleen in the water.  I screamed to the others that it was probably Calvin in the water and we had to go save him.  So everyone ran towards him and we jumped into the dark mucky water when suddenly Jessica screamed and got sucked under.  Me and Violent Jay looked at each other and started looking around the water for her.  I figured she was just playing around so I told her to stop fucking around.  When she finally popped her head up about 20 seconds later she looked like she had just been in a fist fight.  When I asked her what the hell happened to her she said," Some stupid bitch just grabbed my ankle and punched me in the face and I know I was your stupid fucking boyfriend."  So we were back at square one looking for Calvin. We were wading through the river when Violent Jay got grabbed, so he took his baseball bat and started jabbing it in the water.  After a couple of seconds blood started to rise from the nasty water.  Jessica and I looked at each other, then looked at Violent Jay.  He had this crazy look on his face.  Then he dove in to find what he hit.  After about 10 minutes or so, Violent Jay resurfaced with a mangled head.   Jessica helped Violent Jay drag the body out of the water. (I didn't help because it was all bloody, and that's just nasty.) After getting the body to shore,  Jessica took Colleen's shorts and wiped the blood from the face of the unknown person so we could see who it was.  Turns out it was Stretch.  Just when we thought he was dead, he gasped for air and coughed up bloody water.  Then his eyes opened and he looked at us and said, "Run, Run for your lives, Your all gonna die."  Then Violent Jay lifted the bat over his head and started swinging. As the blood started to fly Jessica and I turned around. After about ten minutes of Violent Jay swinging. He Stopped.  All that was left of Stretch was a pile of bloody clothes  covering a pile of human remains.  Jessica and I ran like hell to get out of violent jays way , we ran right into Calvin , Jessica started swinging at his face for what he did to her in the  water, Calvin said that it wasn't him he had  been back at Mikey's because he heard Chastity calling his name. Chastity walks out  and says where is everyone , then out of the bushes comes Violent Jay once again and with his baseball bat starts swinging at Chastity , he just kept hitting her over and over again. after about what seemed like forever he stopped pounding her with the bat , all that was left was a mangled deformed body . Violent Jay spoke  He said sorry I just had to they just kept telling  kill kill  When we asked who , he had  that  look in his eyes again and was after Calvin we all ran from Chastity's mangled flesh, we ran to my car  and got in when we remembered that I had left the keys in Mikey's room , Jessica being so brave decided to go get them , Violent Jay is no where in sight , as Jessica runs into Mikey's room she  notices Colleen from the back corner of the room with out shorts on hiding like a frightened mouse, with a baseball bat . Colleen screams at the top of her lungs run get away from the evil , Jessica fills Colleen in on what's going on , and grabs my keys, Colleen cant run because of her fall had broken her legs in several places and blood was spurting out everywhere. Jessica helps colleen but Violent Jay is right behind them running back to the car Jessica just drops Colleen and starts running faster , Colleen is dragging her leg , but is not fast enough Violent Jay grabs her leg and  ripped it right off, then continued to beat her with it . Jessica got back to the car , I started it up and  Violent Jay is right in my rearview mirror holding Colleen's leg. As I put the car in drive, Mike, comes flying out of the bushes and lands on my windshield, He is all bloody from his hand being chopped off we tell him to hold on , I thrust the car forward .   Violent Jay is still behind us. I put the car in reverse and try to run him over.