Welcome To Shasta Mc Punked
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History of Shasta:
Once upon a time not that long ago a crazy ass cracker named Matt ( A.K.A. Stretch ) came to this lovely town of Spring Hill and turned life upside down for all of us. So your asking "Who are you?" and "Why am I at your shitty ass web site?"
Well to answer your first question, we're just some crazy white boys that came up with this crazy ass game. We are Mike (A.K.A. Mikey Gunz), Jay (A.K.A. Violent Jay Dogg, Violent J, or Juffalo), Calvin (A.K.A. CK1), and of course you know about Stretch. Now for your second question, your here cuz this site is the shit. We are the shit. And your here cuz you know we're the shit. If you ever ask that question again we will pimp slap you so hard that your mom will fall over and go in to convulsions, or we will molest your first born daughter right in front of you, take your pick.
The game actually started at Capone's. Stretch and Juffalo were standing outside and these two flamers walked out and Stretch straight up punked them. He was on the phone talking and he paused his conversation to let these kids know what was up. He told them they were fagots and they started talking shit but kept walking away, well he straight up told them to come back and talk shit to his face. They wouldn't come back. So he shouted " There's two of you there's one of me and you pussies won't come back!" AND THAT'S HOW IT STARTED!!!
So any way back to story time. On April 28, 2003 (Juffalo's B-Day) we created this game. After a long night of getting trashed, we decided to go get Juffalo and give him the greatest birthday ever, or a crazy ass day if nothing else. So we went to his house at 10 in the a.m. to wake his not so happy ass up. He's the only one that got sleep that night. So we sent CK1 up to the door to sweet talk Juffalo's mom. (That's right watch your mom's back when Calvin's around) CK1 went in to the house and woke Juffalo up. He is not a morning person, at all. Then we decided to go to Clearwater Beach. On the way to the beach we decided to get serious, well as serious as we could get about a game like this. That's when we came up the nick names and created the point system.
The Points:
Well there's three types of points, Shasta, Punked, and Shasta McPunked. You get shasta points for doing something outrageously cool. Say your walking down the beach and you see some hot girl chilling, getting a tan, and you walk up, lay down on the blanket next to her and start talking to her. That's shasta.
Punked points work like this, if you punk some one, you get a punked point. Check it, If your chillin' and a hot girl and her boyfriend walk by, if you walk up to them and say, "You've got to be kidding me, I thought that was your sister!" You just punked that guy like a little bitch.
Now lets get to the don mega of all points, The Shasta McPunked. This is the bomb diggity of all because of the difficulty level. To get a shasta mcpunked the point must fall into both categories. Now say your walking down the beach and some guys are playing football, if you run up grab the ball scream "INTERCEPTION!" and run like a bat out of hell half way down the beach, that's Shasta McPunked. If you start playing catch with someone you don't know while your still half way down the beach, well, DAMN! You get double points. There are more conditions to getting these highly respected points. The more people involved in the punk the more points. More victims in one punk action, more points.
Plain and simple. Was that hard to figure out? If you think so you need to punch yourself in the head relentlessly while you friends pour grape jam on you. You got punked and your friends got shasta points bitch.
Now if your still reading this mindless crap, finish reading this sentence and start clicking the little pretty buttons Mutha Facko.