Calling All Ladies....

RENT-A-BERGER is here!!!

If you are looking for that special EPA stud to spend a night with look no further!!!  The Berger is waiting for you to stop by his casa to have a little pasta and spend the night chillin' by the light of his vacumn tubes!

It's easy to do...

Bring enough food over to EPA for The Berger of Love and his roomies and he is yours!