THE LYN ALDRIDGE ARCHIVES If you're here, you might know Lyn Aldridge. You might not. But i know her, and she is one of the funniest people i know. Most of the time she dosn't mean to be funny....they just are. Dumb Blonde chromosomes. Really...i dont know. (If the backround shows, Lyn is the one in the pink shirt. Don't ask about the other girl) 'u' after 'q'...except for iraq! when i sit in this corner...i feel like a keyboard! lets "tocar la guitarra"! what's the washington monument....? Maybe senorita allen should go to the gap, to get more goddammed SWEATERS! Senorita Allen has too many sweaters. Is Mr.Bower coming back? Laura said your gay! Who cuts your hair? Beavers? I used to play cello...then i decided i didn't like it That's the POWER of Calculus! ( i dont remember) So, you could never get this number with...uh...what do you call it? You know? Yah, it's flexible? Oh! Tape measure? I LOVE warm lemonade! My pillow is talking! Well you can stick a snowblower up my....! We could go outside and jump around naked and pretend we're lumberjacks! THEY PUT DUCTAPE ON OUR DOORS!! TERRORISTS ARE COMING!!! My Brother's band is practicing...their vibrating the house!! Whoa! I just flashed the policeman! Everything Lyn says is negative! wait... PUSH IT!
