Take a Prozac, Leave a Prozac

Lets start by saying i KNOW some of you WANT prozac but your crazy chinese parents who wont let you go to a shrink and get some, so you fall on your hands and knees begging me to do my first drug deal of my life by getting you some very illegal prozac (yes, raiding cvs is fun, but there are some people i'd rather see go on depressed, jk.) Previously i was thinking about calling this chicken soup for the soul without the chicken, simply because using the death of another being to "enhance" your soul (ie un-crazify you) is horribly depressing, when you can simply do it with the totally vegetarian prozac, or cheaper rip offs. This is a cheaper rip-off. Actually, its free. Its supposed to make people happy. I'm show you what makes me happy, than you can email me what does so for you. Then we'll have lots of happy things. As quoted perfectly by a friend of mine, "too much happiness is depressing." Also, as i've learned from Schmidt, taking pleasure from anothers pain is funny and fully naturual! From you sappy whiney people i am forced to create and except sappy chicken-soup stories, but mind you, their will also be comic pages, the sadisitc pages, and of course, my favorite, make fun of people who are trying to be serious but are really idiots cuz you cant be happy if you take everything seriously (ie, anti-harry potter essays and nsync fanfics, god, those things rule.) So, have fun, be happy, and take a prozac!

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