The Official PewpMaster Webpage
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Hi, this site is all about THE PewpMaster, 1337 h4x0r. This site is awesome. My name is Craig and I can't stop thinking about how 1337 i r. i r teh cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. PewpMaster is a mammals.
2. PewpMaster h4x0rz in teh matrix ALL the time.
3. my purpose is to be generally 1337
Weapons and gear:
h4x0r monitor h4x0r keyboard
h4x0r Outfit
Testimonial:
PewpMaster can h4x0r anyone he wants! PewpMaster h4x0rz in teh martrix ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy r teh madcrazy and awesome that he DDoS attacks people ALL the time. I heard that PewpMaster was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon he h4x0rd teh whole town. My friend jesse said that he saw THE PewpMaster totally DDoS attacked some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call a |2341 1337 |-|4x0|2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that THE PewpMaster r teh |2341 1337 |-|4x0|2 you better get a life right now or he will DDoS attack you!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
PewpMaster is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy r teh totally awesome and that's a fact. PewpMaster r teh smrt, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I love THE PewpMaster with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about PewpMaster?
A: PewpMaster r teh ultimate h4x0r. He loves pwning bitches like poindexter fisticuffs.
Q: I heard that PewpMaster is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?
A: He's just that 1337
Q: What does PewpMaster do when he's not h4x0ring or DDoS attacking?
A: Most of his free time is spent playing star wars galaxies or with his woman because she demands a lot of attention.