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This photo was shot by my main man penis-head. This was taken in the Old Navy in Saginaw, MI with absolutely no idea on the behalf of the woman. Looks like the lady should try out for the
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This fine specimen here was the catch of the day on a recent road trip to Las Vegas. She really represents what Off The Chains.com is all about. Dis, Gwiz and I decided to take a trip out west and experience Sin City for ourselves. Man what a great time we had. This chick followed us the entire time we drove through Illinois, I’m sorry to say that every other picture was not developed. This is totally an incentive to go buy a digital camera!!!!.
Christy is one of the Beddow Beauties up here at Cmich. She loves to go party on my roommate Alec’s 35-ft pontoon. I was fortunate enough to bribe Christy here with a few dollars. If you wanna see more, come on up to the Cmich where you’re always welcome in Merrill 218. I can’t guarantee that Christy will get naked, but there’s always plenty of hefty skanks walking around.
Cancun, I can’t help but think about all the beautiful ladies. This next pic was taken on Jeff, Dave, and My spring break. We got the tip from Mr. X himself who was doing some paroozing down the beach. Jeff, Dave, and I decided to go have a look down the beach and to our surprise we came up Amy and Michele. Now Dave almost lost it right then and there, but Jeff and I being the skilled individuals that we are decided to talk to them. The invited us back to their condo and the rest is one for the ages.
It’s times like this that make me ultra proud to know Jeff "Boner" and David "Urs-man"
Lastly Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to comment on the haters. Please, this is all in good fun and is about having a good time Liz and Angela!!!!!! I mean Liz, to this day you still attest that our conversation about dating sophomores never happened. I remember it clearly. For those of you who did not hear the story, bear with me. It was a Thursday evening and I had returned to Saginaw to view a friend’s basketball game. Liz was seen in Subway and noted that she was going to the JV game because the sophomores are hot. I mean come on Liz, let’s get real here, you gotta leave those young’ins alone. It’s all good, though I think all this anger could be a direct result of too much stress. I have prepared a composite sketch of what she could look like in 40 years if she continues to let this stress get to her. It’s not healthy, either is the person in this composite sketch.
