"who let the dogs out"---bahamen

"to be or not to be who gives a dam" ---Jesus (not a famous quote yet)

"My only fear of death is coming back reincarnated"---2pac

"I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute." -- Homer Simpson

"Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands?" -- Chief Wiggum

"If u need a friend' u can depend on me" ---2pac

"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" -- Homer Simpson