This is where I'm supposed to inform you about myself and give a general description of my life up to this point. Unfortunately my life is severely dull, and for the sake of both our sanities I will spare you an autobiography. If you have no idea who I am and are one of those people who browse aimlessly in search of an interesting webpage, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Megan. I attend an all girls boarding school, and thankfully I have not yet been converted to homosexuality. I still have a couple more years until my highschool career is completed, and who knows what can happen in that time. I doubt I will ever become a flaming homosexual, or attracted to women at all for that matter, but people tend to associate girls boarding schools with lesbians, and therefore think that I am incapable of maintaining heterosexual preferences. I beg to differ! If you still don't believe me, perhaps the fact that I have a boyfriend will change your mind. If not then you are a Russian mongrel, and I prohibit you from looking at this webpage. Hmm...ah yes the infamous family. No biography would be complete without that valuable information. My mom is a young'n (she had me when she was 17), and my step-dad is an ass who lives in New York and never calls. I have 3 half-brothers from my biological dad, 2 half-brothers from my mom, and a potential step-brother. The list never ends! I'm the oldest though so it's all good. They worship me and clean my room. Uh actually that's a negative since the ones I actually see are 14 months and 2 months old. My step-brother is 13 but he's retarded and tries to tackle me but of course it doesn't work for I am the shiznit. Yeah, as I'm writing this I'm noticing how boring my life is and that I just need to stop. So, without further ado, here ends the short but oh so sweet (just like me) description of myself. Just so you know, I am not a midget. I stand at an impressive 5'2" haha. Ah, intimidating, wouldn't you agree? Enjoy my journal, and if you don't then I hope you choke on the uncircumsized dick you suck on, bitch!
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