ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE,
I LEARNED FROM DRINKING COFFEE
* I am productive! I am productive! I am productive!
* Better latte than never.
* A day without coffee is like night... you sleep through it.
* We all have to do the daily grind.
* Espresso yourself.
* Automatic drip defines
most people's personalities.
* Stand your grounds.
* If the spoon doesn't dissolve,
it isn't coffee.
* I love the caffeine;
it's the rich taste I could do without.
* Don't stop till you're shaking.
* Impatience is a virtue.
* Take two cups and call me
in the middle of the night.
* Who needs sleep when you've got coffee?
* There's no rest for the caffeinated.
* Decaf is for sissies.
* Man cannot live by coffee alone -
donuts are pretty essential too.
* There is no such thing as a free refill.
* It's okay to be full of beans sometimes.
