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here are some of my sisters stories. i edited some of the spots like the end cuz they were TOO boring.LOL This one is called the cat that HADE wings,(yes, she didnt write had, she wrote hade) by margaret stormberg Once upon a time there was a cat that had wings and he was very, very, very famous Because he had wings, so every night all of the animals in the world brought a pillow and blanket and laid down on the ground. They came and watched Michael the cat fly. He went so high that he went right through a cloud! He couldn’t see anything, so he started going back to the ground. He was going so fast though, that he hit the ground and broke a wing! Everyone was laughing so hard at Michael that they were crying. Michael was so embarrassed. He just went home and sat on a chair and watched tv and ate a lot a food all day long. A couple of months later, somebody knocked on Michael’s door. Knock, knock, knock. “go away,” said Michael. Knock, knock, knock. “go away!” said Michael. Bang, bang bang! Michael finally started going to the door and said, “Ok, ok coming. Hi.” “hello sir. I’m from the hospital,” said the man at the door. Yeah, yeah, what do you want” “ well, Your wing is going to be better soon, so don’t just sit here and get fatter! Go out and exercise!” said the man. Michael listened to the man and got up at 5:30 A.M. every day to exercise for about a month, and by the time his wing got better, he was in great shape. Michael got back to flying, and everyone loved him again. Everyone brught there pillows and blankets again and watched him, but one night, he bumped into something else! When he saw what it was, he almost fainted. It was a pink girl cat with wings! They both fell in love right away. A couple of months later, they were still in love, so they decided to get married. After just one year, they had already had seven kittens together. All of them had little stubby things on their sides. By the time the kittens were five, the stubby things had grown into wings. The kids also became famous, and were all safe and happy, until the flying dog came along… To be continued… MORE STUFF COMIN SOON!