"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and three-hundred and sixty two admonishments to heterosexuals. This doesn't mean that God loves heterosexuals any less, it's just that they need more supervision."
"My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was 15 because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it." ~Amanda Bearse
"Some women can't say the word lesbian...even when their mouth is full of one." ~Kate Clinton
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
"IF HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE, LETS ALL CALL IN QUEER TO WORK: "HELLO, CAN'T WORK TODAY, STILL QUEER." ~Robin Tyler
Let's Get one thing straight - I'm not!
"It's astonishing how much energy some people waste worrying that someone else might be enjoying life in ways that they dont approve of."
" I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, 'Who's the dyke in the dress?"
Queer by nature, Proud by choice.
"Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. 'I had a great time with...THEM.' Great! Now they dont think you're queer - they just think you're a slut!"
"Nothing is unnatural - just untried."
~Rita Mae Brown
Coming out for gays and lesbians isn't an even - it's a process.
"I was impatient with people.'Accept me now, or see you later!' I realize now that it took me years to understand that I was gay, maybe I should give others time to adapt. Not everyone will be instantly overjoyed with the news and that's OK."
"As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social."
"When you get to the edge of all you know, you must belive one of two things - There will be ground for you to satnd on, or you will be given wings to fly."
"To love onself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." ~Oscar Wilde
"That word lesbian sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they are sure that they are the cure." ~Denise McCanles
"Most of our parents are straight. Heteros who hate us should stop having us!"
"It's hard losing weight when you're a lipstick lesbian. Can you imagine trying to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face?"
"It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men." ~Lea Delaria
"When my mother found out that I was gay she sent me to Juvenile Hall. That's smart. Sending me to live with five hundred girls who can't get out!"
"My mom blames Ann arbor for me being a lesbian. 'Everything was fine until you moved out there.' 'That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in Ann Arbor. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe."
Lead - Follow - Or Get Out of the Way!
"Come out, Come OUt Whoever You Are!
~Glinda (The Good Witch of the East)