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rhymes n sayins
sumthin to do if ur bored
poetic page! lol
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mary had a little lamb..........but i ate it.......now mary is pissed cuz i made her lamb into chops....they were yummy but now she is chasing me with her sheep thing.....i turned around and to mary i said..."fershizzle dizzle!..dont be a hater"....and then i ran....and then i met...puff the magic dragon who lived by the sea, toked it up and ...(beeped)... her sheep!it was becuz of me!, then one day it happend puff puffed too many puffs, he turned around with a big ass frown, cuz mary took his stuff, so now puff is puffin angry at me and lambchops too, cuz he took one bite out of marys stuffed sheep, and she chopped off his........oh there once was a farmer named yankee doodle he went to town to buy some sheepbrudle, the brudel said bahhh and then the farmer got choped up by puff who puffed too much stuff!!!!, when puff was puffing he got the munchies, and he set out to find a big egg, after a long journey of trying to find mary and her sheep....he found.....humpty fumpty who sat on a wall, then puff nocked him off and and he had a great fall, then all the kings horses and all the kings men puffed if up with puff and humpty and then together they ran....they frolicked in the forest, and met up with a girl named jan, they drank some colt, and smoked some bolts, in the land of jizzaly!, then they met up with a lost sheep, who was crying and they asked what was wrong, he told them the story and they said....if he only had a bong..he would while away the hours, smoking up the flowers, consulted with the weed, and my mouth would be munchin, while my eyes were busy watchin...the pink elephants dancing in my head...if he only had a bong......put your finger in the wha??!! dont drink bong water you slut!...i love little pussy her coat is so warm, and if i dont hurt her she'll do me no harm.......ohhh they'll be runnin round the mountain if they cum, puff'll be tokin up the mountain if he cums, mary'll be ridin all her donkeys,she'll be ridin all her donkeys she'll be ridin all her donkys when she comes...ride that donkey donkey...(whipage)
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