Modified Song Lyrics

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• Harry Potter's All Star
• I am Cheese
• In the Bathroom

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(To the tune of All Star by Smashmouth)

Somebody once told me Harry Potter was a homey
And I thought so 'cause he looked kinda gay...
He was lookin' kinda dumb with his wand half up his bum
And that daft looking scar on his forehead...

Well the books start comin' and the movies start comin'
And the kids start comin' and the kids start runnin'
Didn't make sense not to read the books
Even though they're full of gobbledygook
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with seeing the movies?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never see Harry meet Cho...

Hey now, you're H. Potter, get your butt off, the couch
Hey now, you're a wizard, get your wand out, don't slouch.
(And all those galleons are gold)
Only shooting sparks break the mold(at Hogwarts!)

It's a cool place even though it's getting older
You think you're good now but wait 'til you get older
But the ministry men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the floo powder's picture

Hey now, you're H. Potter, get your butt off, the couch
Hey now, you're a wizard, get your wand out, don't slouch.
(And all those galleons are gold)
Only shooting sparks break the mold(at Hogwarts!)

The ice on the lake is gettin' pretty thin
The waters getting warm but you better not swim
The goblet of fire
Is getting pretty old
If I didn't know better I'd think it's got mold.

Hey now, you're H. Potter, get your butt off, the couch
Hey now, you're a wizard, get your wand out, don't slouch.
(And all those galleons are gold)
Only shooting sparks...

Neville once asked,
"Could you back me up in class
I need to get myself away from this place"
I said "Yep, what a concept I could use some extra work myself"
And we could all use a little change.

Well the books start comin' and the movies start comin'
And the kids start comin' and the kids start runnin'
Didn't make sense not to read the books
Even though they're full of gobbledygook
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with seeing the movies?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never see Harry meet Cho...

Hey now, you're H. Potter, get your butt off, the couch
Hey now, you're a wizard, get your wand out, don't slouch.
(And all those galleons are gold)
Only shooting sparks break the mold.



(To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight)

Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.


In the bathroom, the upstairs bathroom,
The youngster's on the loo!
In the bathroom, the stinky bathroom,
The youngster's on the loo!


Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.


On the toilet, the polished toilet,
The youngster takes a crap!
On the toilet, the stinking toilet,
The youngster takes a crap!


Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.
Wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh
o-wim-o-weh o-wim-o-weh o-wim-weh.


Great, my darling, it stinks, my darling,
We'll have to air it out...
Great, my darling, it stinks, my darling,
It's okay, don't pout.
*Sniff* *GAG*


Whuh whuh whuh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh wee-ooh
wim-o-weh wee-ooh wim-o-weh.



(To the tune of I am Cow by Arrogant Worms)

I am cheese come taste me
I taste better than you think
And I taste good with crackers and dip...
Swiss, Havarti, Mozzarella,
All taste good within 10 days...
I am cheese, I am cheese, come taste me!

I am cheese, I don't eat
I come fresh from a cow's ass
And out from his mouth when he spits
Ooo I also come in spreads
And lots of other stuff alas...
I am cheese, I am cheese, And I stink!

I am cheese, you eat me
Some people don't like my taste
And I like refrigerators
from B.C. to Newfoundland
You will find me in your house
I am cheese, I am cheese, I am cheese
I am cheese, I am cheese, I am cheese!


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