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ReAsOnS wHy ITALIANS RuLe 
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*Italians make the best wise guys 
*Nobody luvs their mom like an Italian 
*Italians, without a doubt are the BEST-looking ppl out there (lmao) 
*We are the most funn and loudest at parties 
*Wen we go to Nonna's house to eat we cume bacc 3 dayz later lookin like a horse 
*Ital boyz think they are Gods-Gift to the world (usually they are rite) 
*Wen you talk to ur friends and a couple of Italian wordz cume out u are a PURE Italian 
*Wen you have a bigger family then the country then you are Italian

~*~PrOuD tO bE ITALIAN~*~ 
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Italian pride is my mind 
Italian blood is my kind 
So step aside and let me through 
Cuz its all about the Italian crew 
Italian love is all around 
My fellow Italians never let me down 
So show your pride and say its true 
Cuz Italian blood flows through you 
United we stand 
Divided we fall 
You can shoot one Italian 
But you can't shoot us all 
We are Italian 
We're full of class 
Fuck wit us 
We'll get the mob on your ass 
Be a True Loud and Proud Italian!!!

I AM ITALIAN 
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I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor. 
I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night. 
And i don't drive a Camaro.

And i don't know Tony, Rocco, or Gino from Woodbridge. 
Although I'm sure they are very hairy people!

I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza. 
i believe in open bars at weddings, not cash. 
And it's pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup. 
gelato IS ice cream, biscotti ARE cookies. 
Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors, 
And it's Broo-Sketta, NOT Broo-SHetta!!!

Italy is the ONLY counrty shaped like footwear, 
The FIRST nation of Soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!!! 
Our names are Tasha and Ally
AND WE ARE ITALIAN!!

SXXY POEMS 
A Guy's Job !! 
A Guy Sticks His Location , 
In A Girl's Destination , 
To Increase The Population , 
For The Next Generation. 
Do You Get My Explanation? 
Or Do You Need A Demonstration ?

SEX IS EVIL 
SEX IS A GAME 
ONE NIGHT OF PASSION 
NINE MONTHS OF PAIN 
BABYS A BASTARD 
FATHERS A GIT 
ALL BECAUSE 
THE FUCKING CONDOM SPLIT!

U kNoW uR iTaLiaN wHeN... 
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1. You have a Nonna who feeds you 24/7 
2. You eat Sunday at 2:00pm 
3. You know wutt a riceball really is 
4. Ur car has a green, white, red bow wit a horn attached to the mirror 
5. Christmas Eve...Onli fish... 
6. Favourite slow songg....Ti Amo 
7. You have a chain...cross and horn 
8. You have a stupid nickname 
9. "fuhhgetaboutit" 
10. John Gotti is ur role model 
11. You luv nutella...anytime... 
12. Ur Nonna's meatballs are the BEST!!! 
13. Rete Italia is the onli radio station you know 
14. You eat zeepolis everytime you go to the festas 
15. You alwayz Dress to Impress 
16. You alwayz gotta be wit he boyz...or gurlzzz.... 
17. You alwayz gotta have a new clean pair of adidas 
18. You luv Gucci, Prada, Armani...juss cuz their ITALIAN 
19. Your Fav. movies are The Godfather, Goodfellas, Bronxtale, The Last Don and you live by them 
20. Guyz gotta respect their woman...Or else... 
21. You have been hitt wit a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you by ur mother or nonna 
22. For all you guyz...ur mummy is numero uno 
23. Pasta, pasta, pasta everyday 
24. You recycle beer bottles to store the next years worth of salsa 
25. Ur Nonno'z vegie patch has every known vegetable that exists 
26. Your Nonno or father owned a Valiant at sume point in thir lifetime 
27. Toto Cutugno rules!!! 
28. You attend 5 weddings, 5 engagements, 5 baptisms, 5 confermations and 5 communions per year 
29. You eat gelato wen its 5 degrees 
30. Kids at school used to tease you of the smelly salamy or mortadella sandwiches 
31. The kitchen cupboards are full of orange bessemerpots 
32. The family car has been booted from the garage to make way for thefamily Sunday lunches where at least 30 ppl attend 
33. Panettone goes down hard every Christmas and Easter 
34. Sambuca is the equivilence of water 
35. There are at least 2 or 3 fridges in the house 
36. Soccer is the onli sport you follow 
37. Your house is full of Bomberini n sugar almonds 
38. Your live for ur fathers sausgaes 
39. There is at least a Prosciutto/or salami hanging from ur garage 
40. There is a picture of La Madonna and/or Gesu Cristo hangin in every room in ur house including the garage 
41. You alwayz eat at home first b4 u go out and eat 
42. There is at least a barattoto in the house of either olives, funghi, pepperoni, or melanzani 
drowned in oil 
43. You own at least 1 ITALIAN jersey 
44. Ferrari is ur dream car 
45. RAI International is the onli channel on ur tv 
46. Your father owns 30 properties...and.... 
47. U Laughed all through this becuz u know its TRU...

***I LOVE IT CAUSE ITS SO TRUE!!***

These are all really true .. read each one of them and think about it .. 
* I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 
* No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 
* Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 
* A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 
* The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 
* Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 
* To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 
* Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 
* Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 
* Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 
* There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. 
* Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 
* Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 
* Whatever happens, happens for a reason

We hit da clubs all da time, SO wut we gots 2 go 
paperazzi, Park Avenue, tonic, & Palazzo! 
GINOS wear der pants tight 
SO who cares day look just rite 
Day got a gina in 1 hand, der cell in da oder 
DONT call him a shooter u stupid mother fucker 
Diesel,kappa ,Parasuco 
U say day suck dats just LOW! 
Da ginos wear der hair spike 
its ok cuz dats wut us ginas like! 
An hour in da bathroom getin ready or maybe 2 
So wat?? we have tings 2 do! 
We drive our honda civics wit a major base 
We R comin threw give us our space!! 
We have a life unlike U 
We go 2 clubs cuz datz wut we love 2 do!! 
We no were solid 
WE no were mint 
Do U get da point? 
or evn a hint?? 
WELL HERES R MESSAGE 2 U ALL 
WOPS RULE 
SO KISS IT Y'ALL!!!!

Email: platinum__babie69@hotmail.com