___.::.. MIDAJAH ..::.__


((Midajah is shown wearing a red skirt and a red halter top and a cross hanging from her neck next to her is her ICP J wearing wearing black pants and an ICP shirt Shaggy has black pants and a Juggalo shirt on they sitting at a large table with a bunch of microphones in front of them in the back of them is a huge WWE banner they each have a bottle of water to the left of them and in front of them are a bunch of reporters Midajah leans over to the mics so she can be heard)) ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ welcome to our press confrence does anyone have any questions for the queen of darkness and the members of the dark carnival ICP? Reporter how does it feel to be with ICP ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ I can't even tell you how amazing it is to be with the wicked clowns I feel they don't get the respect they deserve and they should start getting it we honestly don't give a fuck what people say about J...Shaggs...or even myself because we have always done what many others haven't and thats been true to ourselves and fuck what anyone else says that's why I wanted to be with them Reporter Violent J do you plan on being good to her and keeping her with you and Shaggy seeing as she has two failed relationships in Brock and Steiner? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ what are you trying to do curse this one too? ..::..Violent J..::.. fuck that those two aint nothin but mother fucking pussys the Juggalette finally saw them for what they were fucking faggots Reporter Midajah how do you stay in shape? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ why the fuck should I tell you I don't want a million women looking like me walking around I'm fucking sexy bitch and I know women want to be me but they will never be anything but damn posers the real shit is right here and I'm with J so the rest of the female population can find out how to keep thin on there damn own! Reporter do you two plan on furthering your realtionship? ..::..Violent J..::.. what the fuck business is it of your mother facko! <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> whats the fuck does that mean anyway you dumb bitch! ((Midajah looks around like that repoter is a fuckin fag)) Reporter do you guys ever wish you had all the women lets say Steiner gets? <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> fuck no man we've got some fucking hot bitch ass Juggalettes wanting to buff our shit now all dem bitches that want Steiner want us now and we're like fuck dem we only freak Juggalettes ..::..Violent J..::.. Shaggs is right man we aint into fucking mainstream bitches we know who the real juggalettes are Reporter Midajah are you going to let J see other woman ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ hell no! I'm not going to let him fuck some other bitch! he's with me and I already proved I can get any man I want and I've got what I wanted all along and that's J ..::..Violent J..::.. Heh she's be tryin to get me in check now Reporter J...whats your ideal romantic night? ..::..Violent J..::.. My most ideal romantic night would be sliceing some necks and fucking a dead bitch and prowelin under da moon Reporter Midajah...do you prefer chunky or smooth peanut butter? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ what's your name? Reporter Charlie ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ what the fucking hell kind of question is that I'm not answerin that shit you fucking fag Reporter Midajah...how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ why would I answer that stupid ass question I mean wh o the fuck cares how long it takes me to get ready if you do care you need to get a fucking ass kicking I don't go around asking people that damn question you crack head! Reporter Midajah.. you ever imagine you'd be womans champion? and why did you turn your back on all your fans? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ of course I knew I'd be womans champ and now that I am like I've said billions of times you dumb ass I'm not loosing this damn title and as far as turning my back on the fans you got it all wrong dumb shit...everyone was waiting for me to make a choice and I did and I picked ICP and when I did the fucking fans except the Jugglos turned their backs on me but I just don't care I could give a fuck less what the fans think I don't even care about if they respect me or not all I can fucking say is that I'm womans champion and I will be for a long time to come so don't expect me to be leaving anytime soon love me hate me but your going to be seeing alot of me! Reporter Shaggy...what's your favorite animal? <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> your fucking fat bitch ass momma! Reporter Midajah...what is it that first attracted you to J? he looks like a clown ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ how could you not be attracted to him? well I know you are seeing as you like taking it up the ass but like I said ealier he's true to himself and if he wants to wear paint then that's what he does and I think it's sexy its a huge turn on say what you will of me I don't care he has an amazing voice he can rap and he's great looking and thats what I think it don't matter what the other ass wholes like you think man Reporter Violent J do you get jealous of all the attention your now girl Midajah gets? ..::..Violent J..::.. a wicked clown aint jealous of anything...she gets attention because she's sexy and thats great for her but a Juagglo aint jealous of nothing bitch remember that Reporter Midajah...what's going through your mind when you go into the ring?...do you ever wonder what will happen if you miss a move? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ When I'm in the ring in any type of match, a cage ladder or anything like that getting ready to do one of my amazing moves, I'm pretty sure I'll make the correct landing. I been wrestlin since I was little and training everyday since if they move, well, just gotta focus more next time. Reporter Violent J...are your parents proud of you? ..::..Violent J..::.. my father isn't around I'm a bastard and all I know is that I have much love for my mother and when we had backyard wrestling shows she helped us set up and supported every dream I got and best believe I dreamed alot she's damn proud of me ((Midajah leans back in her chair and grabs her bottle of water and begins to drink)) Reporter Midajah...how many hours a week do you spend shopping? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ {snaps back} is that all you people think I am some ditz with a credit card? I'm no preppy bitch who just shops man I wear what I got and coul give a fuck less what other people think Reporter Midajah...seeing as your so beautiful woman...I wouldn't mind banging you but who have you loved out of all the men in your love life? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ you know to love someone you got to feel them in your blood and want them around you all the time when the one person touches you it makes your whole body tingle longing for more the heat and passion with that one person has to be incredable and for me that's what I hope to some day have with J I love not only with my heart but with my soul that 1 person would be my life if I'm away from him every minute seems like a hundred years and when I see him I just grab him and not let him go because I can't put into words what that 1 person would do to me but it's like I don't want to come down from this cloud I'm on the whole world could come tumbling down on me and I wouldn't notice if I was with that sepcial person...but as far as you wanting to bang me I'm flatterd but I don't need your ass man I've got all I can handle and more from J ..::..Violent J..::.. Yeah and how come you fags always come around flirting with MY bitch?? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ I'm just to sexy that's why Reporter Shaggy...is there any special reason you and J wear what could be called a mask in your paint? <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> fuck you motha facko I don't gutta answer the bullshit Reporter do you two fight alot? <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> who don't fight man? J and I are like brothers though man and we fight more when we in da ring in a tag match that's when we really kick da ass man Reporter what do you do when your not wrestling? ..::..Violent J..::.. I stab people <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> I fucking do whatever the hell I want ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ what you think I'mma tell you Reporter what kind of messed up relationship is it you and J have Midajah? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ fuck you man we don't have a messed up realationship! ..::..Violent J..::.. but your going to have a pretty messed up face if you keep saying shit... Next Question!? Reporter where is the weirdest place you've ever made love? ..::..Violent J..::.. I don't think you've got the time man Shaggy and I freaked some Juggalettes in some fucked up places ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ I'm not ashamed I'm wild when I'm on I'm not cooling down I'll do it anytime anywhere I'm down for anything Reporter Midajah how do you feel about your ppv match? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ simple I got more talent then any of the others in the match just take a damn look at who I'm fighting for a minute Lita...Trish Stratus...Stephanie McMahon now take a look at my first match in WWE 3 way dance for womans title against who? Lita and Trish and who won? who has the title? The only one I haven't wrestled yet is Stephanie McMahon well she's nothing specail...I can easily take down all 3 of them I don't die! I'm a Juggalette when you try and burry us we get back up as the living dead we don't go down easy and the same as this match I won't go down easy Reporter what if you loose your title? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ me?...loose my title? you can't be serious! why the hell would I loose my title...no what there is no fucking way I'm loosing my title I'm the best damn wrestling diva in the buisness...hell ever and there is no way that I'm going to be loosing to a bunch of hoes no diva is at my level I'm sick in the head and I'm finally able to let out how sick I am out so I'm the toughest bitch gracing these damn wrestling rings there is no way this title is leaving me for one simple reason and thats I'm simply the best! Reporter how do you feel about having to fight Lita again? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ that's damn old news who cares about that so called Xtreme bitch? She thinks shes so extreme well I'm a Juggalette and it only makes me laugh she is not extreme she wouldn't even last one night as a sick fuck like me she is just like all the rest a damn poser she got her ass kicked once and keeps coming back for more it's getting a bit boring having to keep kicking her ass she needs to know that she can't beat me and if I have to fuck her up again to prove it I will! She still has this stupid dream or some shit she still honestly believes she will be womans champion or something but Lita you will never will be womans champion your skills could never compare to mine and like I've always said your just lucky to be in the same ring with me there is so much pain I could bring to your ass and lucky for you this is not a no DQ match so your safe this time but you never liked me so how long will you be safe? only time will tell but as far as the PPV goes no way you can beat me so enjoy your time with Jeff because you'll need him to nurse your ass back to health Reporter what about Trish Stratus? ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ I have abosolutely nothing to say about her she is the worst female wrestler who thinks she can make it in wrestling for having big tits and a sexy body well if that were true there would be too many womens in here thats why we only allow a few and that's how come I'm womans champion I have something the rest of the divas don't no I'm not talking about looks, no I'm not talking about the Insane Clown Posse and no I'm not talking about the womans title I'm simply talking about talent Trish has nothing she is just standing there twirling her hair acting like a damn ditz while I'm kicking ass and she's out flat with one hook she can't even make it in wrestling where has she been? She is just another who disapears once the find out what I can really do I'm so unimpressed by her I can win this match with one damn hand tied behind my fucking back! Reporter lastly Stephanie ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ she ain't nothing but a rich bitch and what happens to rich bitches? they get their asses kicked by the dark diva Midajah I haven't heard much from her since Lita asked her to team up with her to take me down which would be a big mistake because I'm like J's dick I'm not going down without being fucked! I'm unbeatable they only way I will loose a match is if someone screws me out of the match which I'm sure people will try to do because they are jealous of all the talent and Stephanie your doing the smart thing by keeping off because your cry and whine your nothing but a bitch and in this match you'll be my bitch I own the damn ring and I am the best having the title but being the best I don't need the title for everyone to know that because all the divas shake like I do when J's hitin my neden when they hear the name Midajah it makes them shiver because they have tried to take me down and have they ever been sucessful because they all continue to make one fatel mistake and that's over look me they shrug me off as some big titty freak when I'm hell of a lot more then they known and and it's going to come out at the PPV the new me the baddest bitch walking out holding up my fingers saying fuck the world and just like this interview the match will be over when I say because I'm the one calling the shots and walking out still the woman champion ~{~NEXT SCENE~}~ ((Midajah,Violent J,Shaggy,Monoxide, and Jamie Madrox they are all hanging out smoking blunts with some Jugglos/lettes J picks up Midajah and carrys her into another room)) XX Monoxide Child XX are you kidding me? he's hittin that shit again <><> Jamie Madrox <><> don't be sayin shit man if you had the chance you'd be doing the same shit <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> yeah but look at what got in front of us ((the camera shows some Juggalettes making out and a table full of faygo and a bag of weed)) <><> Jamie Madrox <><> it's damn good to be us XX Monoxide Child XX fuck yeah it is...Shaggs you ready for you PPV match? <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> hell yeah I ain't worried and now me and J have some fucking apes ass bastard Brock to deal with <><> Jamie Madrox <><> he has no fucking clue who he's fucking with XX Monoxide Child XX Shaggs did J see hear what he said about Midajah <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> he's fucking pissed he's going to have Brock meet his axe or some shit man ((after a couple of hours Midajah and J return and J fires up a blunt and watches the Juggalettes making out one of the Juggalettes walks over and takes Midajahs hand and Midajah stands up and leans over and kisses Midajah and Midajah kisses kisses her back as J gives his Jugglo laugh)) ..::..Violent J..::.. whoa whoa whoa Shaggys do you have your camera? ((Shaggy gets his video camera and tapes it)) ..::..Violent J..::.. hell yeah Midajah! <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> what's it going to take for you two to fuck ((Midajah stops kissing the Juggalette whos lipstick is smeared all over her J grabs a towel and hands it to Midajah and wipes off the lipstick)) XX Monoxide Child XX hey J...what you think of Brock? ..::..Violent J..::.. once you say something about my bitch you don't live much longer he fucking pissed me off and what happens when I'm pissed I stab people and he's going to die ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ why are you talking about that faggot...I mean he says he loves me but he doesn't know me and as far as Steiner and I going out for like 5 years hes wrong about I've known him for 5 years I only went out with him for a couple in WCW broke up with that dumb shit and stupidly enough went back out with him! XX Monoxide Child XX damn that bitch needs to get his facts strait before he goes and starts fucking wit us if you step to one of us you step to the whole crew and it ain't just us bitch <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> Shit it's only Lesnar man we don't need anyone J got his ass on his own but dat shit is true man XX Monoxide Child XX shit he even called Midajah a slut <><> Jamie Madrox <><> and the call girl of WWE who can't keep her legs closed ..::..Violent J..::.. {angry} Yo shut the fuck up man we all know what the ass whole said and we all know what I'm going to do to him and he only said she can't keep her legs closed because he wanted some from her and she didn't let him hit that shit ...everyone knows you can resist the sugar daddy Violent J and who would want that faggot anyway? <><> Jamie Madrox <><> Eminem would man he'll do any guy walking Brock prolly wants ya to fill up his ass man <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> Feminem is too busy with Dre man shit you know that Brock can suck Steiner dick man they are just pissed that lost the girl they loved who really gives a fuck tho man we got her and we deserve her dey are just mad ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ yeah he calls me a slut and then turns around and like jumps on Torrie Wilson like thats suposed to fucking hurt me or anything but sorry I'm not hurt by that he can fucking try to get who he wants the only thing that matters to me is I got J a man who a lot of girls want but I succeeded in getting and how sad he's still wishing I'd suck his dick off well fuck dat I'm a one woman girl and I'm got my man right here with me he can bitch and complain all he fucking wants about loosing me but whatever I'm not even listening to his baby piss ass cries he doesn't want to hear my name thats to damn bad because we rule WWE and shit we aint going no where for a long time so he's going to have to hear it and keep hearing it for as long as hes here and for the rest of his sorry excuse for a life because I'm going down in all the mother fucking history books bitch and fuck that though all that matters to me are you guys the Juggalos and Juggalettes and keeping this title... fuck the world man ..::..Violent J..::.. Midajah will you grabs me a faygo? ((Midajah gets up and grabs J a Moonmist Faygo and hands it to him and sits down on his lap and he opens the Faygo and opens it Faygo and holds it in the air and pours it down his throat)) <><> Jamie Madrox <><> damn I can't mother fucking wait for the PPV it's going to be fucking awesome to see you guys fight La Resistance <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> tose french bastards don't know what the fuck they doing when they step in with the ICP because we are the best damn Tag team and we are gunna prove da shit Sunday then look Eric Bischoff or whoever in the fucking eye and say Fuck you give me a damn title shot ((J finishes his Faygo lets out a burp and throws the bottle)) ..::..Violent J..::.. and believe me we'll get our title shot because we have our ways of making people do what we want XX Monoxide Child XX I'm fucking starving lets go out get some damn food ((everyone piles into Monoxides car as he lights up a blunt and passes it around they pull up to a real peice of shit car whos blasting Eminem the real slim Shaddy as Monoxide pulls the top down to his car and the guys in the peice of shit car look at them as Violent J yells over their music)) ..::..Violent J..::.. Eminem huh? You wanna diss us? You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid? Well here goes a remix from us to you, This is the truth about Slim Anus! o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is ++Twizted++ Slim Anus o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is huh? My name is what? My name is ++Twizted++ the fudge packer o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is what? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is ++Twizted++ the nut licker o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is what? ++Twizted++ Can I have the attention of your ass? o0o Song o0o My name is who? My name is ++Twizted++ the butt sniffer o0o Song o0o Hi, kids do you like ++Twizted++ Anus? I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for a chance to be famous o0o Song o0o Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah) ++Twizted++ Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did? o0o Song o0o My brains dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight, But I can't figure out, ++Twizted++ Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate. o0o Song o0o Dr.Dre said ..::..Violent J..::.. "Slim Shady you a cutie, o0o Song o0o uh huh ..::..Violent J..::.. I'll give you a deal if you let me up in that booty o0o Song o0o OK! well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else, Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup) Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, ++Twizted++ She don't know how to do Tommy Lee, I'd suck his dick off! Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus (It gets tapped dawg) Hi, my anus (Excuse me) My anus, My anus (Every now and then gets plugged up) Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My anus, My anus (Is occasionally reamed out) Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus (Really needs to be filled up) o0o Song o0o My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high ++Twizted++ I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide, I pinched his ass, He winked at me, He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me. o0o Song o0o Walked in the strip club, Had my jacket zipped up, Flashed the bartender, ++Twizted++ And I tried to feel his dick up. o0o Song o0o Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians, In a space ship while they screamin' at me, Let's just be friends! 99% of my life I was lied to, ++Twizted++ I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do o0o Song o0o (Damn) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper, ++Twizted++ She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her. o0o Song o0o You know you blew up when the women rush the stands, ++Twizted++ And try to touch your hands, But I need me a man! o0o Song o0o This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?) So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ++Twizted++ nice ass! o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is huh? My name is who? ++Twizted++ (Excuse me) o0o Song o0o My name is ++Twizted++ (They call me the pore plugger) o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is what? My name is who? ++Twizted++ (Excuse me) o0o Song o0o My name is ++Twizted++ (The inch itcher) o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is huh? My name is, My name is ++Twizted++ (One of radio's wonder boys they call me the butt itcher) o0o Song o0o Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is ++Twizted++ (I've been called Dre's butt boy) o0o Song o0o Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate, ++Twizted++ Or feel up my balls and butt cheeks, Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks, Stick your manhood between my cheeks o0o Song o0o (Yup) Am I coming or going, I can barely decide, I just ++Twizted++ drank a pint of semen, o0o Song o0o Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived, ++Twizted++ Dre's butt is too sexy to hide, Take your pants off Dre I don't mind! o0o Song o0o Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk, I spit when I talk, ++Twizted++ I'll do any guy that walks, o0o Song o0o When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits, ++Twizted++ Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits! ..::..Violent J..::.. "Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips" ++Twizted++ If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips, By the way if you see my Dad, Ask him if he's seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag! Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus (Gets tapped up) Hi, my anus who? My anus, My anus (Is always getting plugged up) Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus (Occasionally reamed out) Hi, My anus, My anus, My anus (It needs to be filled up) ..::..Violent J..::.. Your anus, Your anus, Your anus is always getting plugged. Your anus, Your anus, Your anus is always getting stuffed. You wanna diss us? We don't even know you you little bitch! You wanna sit there and diss us? You little bitch! I'll slap your face off! ++Twizted++ That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic family trick! ..::..Violent J..::.. You little bitch! (Laughs) Slim Anus! ((the light changes and the Eminem fans speed off as everyone laughs and Monoxide drives to a Taco bell because it's open late they finish the blunt and climb out of the the car and walk in and J and Midajah walks up to the counter)) ..::..Violent J..::.. hurry up bitch I'm hungry ((some worker walks over)) ~~Worker~~ can I help you ..::..Violent J..::.. yeah ass whole give me 3 tacos like my dick ~~Worker~~ what? ..::..Violent J..::.. HARD! ((everyone laughs as J takes Midajahs hand and pulls her in front of him and rests his headon top of hers)) ..::..Violent J..::.. what you want you sexy bitch ~~The Little Freak Midajah~~ I'll have a nacho supreme and a soft taco ~~Worker~~ okay that's going to be 7 dollars ((J pays as Shaggy walks up)) <~> Shaggy 2 Dope <~> ya momma on the meanu I'd love to eat her man! ((Everyone laughs as Shaggy orders some real food as does Monoxide and Madrox and they get their food and sit in the parking lot and light another blut and gets beers from the trunk of Monoxides car some car pulls in front of taco bell blastin techno as Violent J starts dancing as everyone laughs and the camera fades out))