Randy and Shelby are Officially Going Out! Here is Why They're PERFECT for Eachother
WEEKLY FEATURE
Hampton Manor Crazies is a site devoted to bringing all the craziness of Hampton Manor to the World Wide Web. Any truths on this website are purely coincidental. HAMPTON MANOR CRAZIES HEADLINES FOR THE WEEK Brent is now training to become a Marine. Don't we all feel much better about the security of our homeland? Nah, me either........ On a sad note, the marriage of Tim and Steven is over. The couple cited irreconsilible differences, but in an exclusive interview with Hampton Manor Crazies both Tim and Steven give their side of the story. "Size does matter, and that is something that Tim lacked, BIG TIME!", states a clearly disappointed Steven with an unsatisfied anus. Tim went as far as to call the comments made by Steven ridiculous. "I may only by 5'3'', but my lack of stature is made up in other areas of my body!". That area must be his nose because the Hampton Manor Crazies undercover weiner watcher (Randy) backs up Steven's comments, "It was small. Smaller than mine.", stated Randy........Brad is in jail for REAL now. Apparently our Hampton Manor Crazies favorite resident Muslim was involved in a midnight brawl with someones lawn furniture. Brad fought the table, and Brad won. Brad fought the law, and the law won. That leaves Brad's record at an even .500, 1-1. Word has it that when Brad is released he plans to fight the swing in his yard. It is yet to be seen if his agent can work out the deal........Shane is the greatest guy in the world, that is why he never gets made fun of on this webpage. Shane is a very cool guy. Tim on the other hand is an angry, obnoxious, arrogant, short, and ugly homosexual that nobody likes! MORE STORIES NEXT WEEK!!!!! Good luck Brent
