Mad Facts!
1. To be a
doctor no one can be able to read your writing,
Like
this... you must
be a good reader to read this.
2. Ther is no fact here
3. The word
(And
that ones true!)
4. John bloggy's livingroom carpet is green with red flowers on.
5. all
people who wear glasses are clever.
If
you’re as dumb as me you should try wearing them!
6. 2596 x 9999.325 = 25958247.7
check
it yourself!
7. When you drop toast off a table
it always lands butter side
down.
8. The first subway station was
opened in
What
was the point in that, where would you go?
9. It is healthy to fart at least 16 times a day.
10. Tiny computers don’t live up to their name.
11. There is no fact
here
12. The 'Ju'
in jujitsu means Gentle.
Ironic
considering the aim of jujitsu is to kill your opponent.
13. The pilot of the plane I went on
to
14. These mad facts are mad.
15. or here
16. Help I'm running out of ideas for facts.
17. I know... I smell (Doh, I’ve got to stop insulting myself)
18. Cartoon characters hardly ever go the toilet.
19. There’s always tomorrow unless the world ends tonight
20. Radiators don't give off radiation
21. Carrot gold does not contain carrots
22. 22 is an even number
23. 23 is an odd number
24. Speakers cannot speak
25. Quest is not spelled 'Kwest'
26. Father Christmas must be Irish,
he
has a door and a window but he still comes down the chimney.
27. The tallest man in the world is taller than you, unless you are the tallest man in the world.
28. Cheese cake doesn’t taste of cheese (neither does marmalade for that matter)
29. If you have read through all these you must be sad.
E-mail us some of your mad facts at
wotafact@yahoo.com
and if
they’re good enough we will put them on our web site.
