Why emo sucks
Why Emo Sucks
- It's the bastard child of goth and gay.
- Bad lyrics about breaking up with a girl.
- In real life, those emo bands never had girlfriends. Just boyfriends.
- They sing like they have no testicles.
- Poor musical ability.
- Cock rock or emo t-shirts.
- Tight pants.
- Crying in a corner.
- Stuffed into a locker.
- Thick rimed glasses.
- Locked in their bedroom slitting their wrists.
- Outside of a meat factory with protest signs.
- Thinking that if they wear Trucker Hats they would be cool.
Other reasons I hate emo.
- People whore it where I am from.
- I have lost many friends to that trash.
- People who used to listen to Slayer, stop listening to them and go buy an All American Rejects cd.
- They wear shirts of bands they never heard of.
- Band names like "Taking Back Sunday".