25 WAYS TO BE A PUNK!
This is a list I made. READ IT!
How To Be A Punk!
- You never call yourself punk
- When your favorite band moves to a major label, whether they change their sound or not, call them a sellout
- Never admit you ever listened to the band
- Swear more to prove you're hardcore
- Never go to the mall. Hot Topic is bullshit and should be fucking destroyed
- More fucking swearing
- Make sure your hair is abnormal, and should be sticking up
- Listen to only the following bands: Crass, Dead Kennedys, Rudimentary Peni, Ramones, Sex Pistols
- Fuck yourself when you see Ramones, and Sex Pistols are both on major labels
- YOU FUCKING LISTENED TO A FUCKING MAJOR LABEL BAND? YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU SELLOUT MTV FAG!
- Make sure your jacket is covered in band patches
- Safety Pins always fix rips
- Rip your clothes so you can have safety pins in them
- Be against the government but you voted for Bush
- Fuck yourself when you realized you voted for a fucking jackass
- ANARCHY! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! OI!
- Vinyl is your best friend
- Never use a tissue! Just do the fucking snot rocket since tissues are so fucking trendy
- Big Black Shiny Boots
- BEER!
- POT!
- Anyone who listens to Blink 182 is a sissy poseur
- Call anyone who listens to trendy music a poseur
- Form a band when you are pissed off about the government and the music industry
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