THE DEMENTED HOMELAND OF CRAZY MONKEY!!!

My top 10 things to do to help this messed up lil planet

• REMEMBER KIDS..When life hands you lemons..THROW THEM THROUGH CAR WINDOWS!!!!
• DON'T WORRY THE SOUTH SHALL NEVER RISE AGAIN...I hid all it's Viagra!!!!!
• I MISS MY DARIA!!!! BRING HER BACK..er at least put out a kick ass DVD!!!!
• WHY..OH WHY...I ASK YOU...is Canada becoming THE place to be...I REMEMBER WHEN CANADA WAS JUST 1 STEP ABOVE MEXICO..AND THATS JUST FOR THE BEER!!!!
• ahh...PEPSI.. If America had a National Drink..I would..SOOOO NOMINATE PEPSI...IT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!!
• I DONT LIKE CLOWNS EITHER..IN FACT..THEY KINDA CREEP ME OUT...I think clowns should NEVER be anywhere near a child....TRUST ME MOM THE CHILD'S FUTURE THERAPIST WILL THANK YOU!!!!
• I HATE PEOPLE...ESPECIALLY MEN..THEY REMIND ME OF OVERGROWN POTBELLIED PIGS...only the don't wear leashes..at least not right away....
• now....this is a no brainer...BUSH HAS MUD FOR BRAINS...WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF WE HAD A DEAD GOPHER IN OFFICE...at least the gopher LOOKS smarter!!!!
• Ok..I love anime..I really do...but WHAT IS THE DAMN DEAL WITH THE GIANT ROBOTS....I WANT ONE...I REALLY DO!!!!!!!!
• FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE..WOULD SOME ONE PLEASE STAND WITH ME ON THIS...TAKE THE ANNA NICOLE SHOW AWAY!!! IT SUX!!!!

THANKS FOR COMMING TO MY LITTLE SLICE OF HELL...I hope ya come back soon...I might just put cooler stuff on here..If I can figure out how...THANKS AGAIN!!!!