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    FUNNY EVENTS! FUNNY RAPS
     
     
     
     
     

    BIVINS AND THE WATERPIPE

  • GOOSES CAR AND THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
  • WENDYS PARKING LOT AND A RED TRUCK
  • CALLS TO FRESHMEN GIRLS
  • JOSHS CAR SOUNDS
  • ROLL YOUR PLATINUM EVERY DAY AND NIGHT
  • PITTS AND THE LEMONADE
  • WHERE IS ROB?
  • DISIPLE NOW AND HAIR DYE
  • WODIEBO AND A CHINEESE CARTOON
  • 4 GUYS LOTS OF TP AND SCHOOLARS HOUSE
  • DA CLUB
  • FIRECRACKERS AND NEW YEARS
  • SCHOOLARS SUPED UP HONDAS
  • GOOSES STRAP
  • BAD EXPERIENCES WITH DRANO AND TIN FOIL
  • EXPERIENCES WITH HERBAL TEA
  • BAILEY HAS TO GO HOME
  • POKER AND PWILLIE
  • MAILBOXES NUFF SAID
  • GORILLA MASK AND AJ'S PARTY
  • REALLY BIG FLAGS
  • AJ AND THE PICTURE
  • TRIP SAYING SHUTUP
  • MUFF
  • PROM NIGHT WITH NOTHING TO DO
  • NIGGA NOCKIN
  • CHINEESE MANSION
  • THE CRAZY LADY IN BIVINS NEGHBORHOOD
  • KYLES OLDER ROOMATE
  • CUPCAKES AND PORNO
  • MISSING STREET SIGNS
  • THE OLD MAN WHO FELL AND ALMOST DIED WHOAAAA
  • ROCKABILLIES, RUNNING STOP SIGNS, PASSING CENTER LINES
  • PETER ONAGUY
  • FAYE LOPIAN TOOB
  • MIKE OKISBIG
  • PAT McROTCH
  • BEN DOVER
  • MIDIC ENYERBOT
  • MATT IDHUR
  • MIKE CONT
  • HUE JASS
  • VADGE INA
  • JACK DOFT
  • GAYLORD FOCKER
  • JACK MAYOF
  • LEMONJELLO(PRONOUNCED LAMONJALL O)
  • Thanks and enjoy.

     

  • Lyne cheney, you dont know me, i saw your big fat fanny, somebody should have told you wet your pantie, but your dissin my homie; everybody knows your gay, really its ok, you can get together with joan garry;you can ride her excersise bike, heaven knows you need it you crazy dyke(for all you poeple who dont who joan garry is she is the executive of gladd a gay rights oraganization)
  • one two, buckle my shoe, i think i got some stuff to do; so ill leave you alone, you can talk on the phone, evrybody knows im the only one who makes your g/f moan
  • hey Tipper gore, we know your a whore, so get out da door, its really alright that you smoke coke from an old apple core; its crazy it seems, your livin the american dream, and all youve got to do is scream; over some bad lyrics in somebody rhyme, well its about time; youve done enough wrong, people will still acept you even though you humped your dog
  • the bush twins they smoked pot with ashton, i thought they were just into fashion, it seems everybody these days is getting there rashion
  • bone crusher he never gets a scare, i guess he never saw don kings hair, or tyson take out a peice of somebodys ear
  • she shot blow up her nose, every night i suppose; she shot crack in her veins cuz it made her feel sane, she liked the way it lit up her brain, oh to take away all of this pain; her dad used to beat her with a shovel, he put her in a big dog muzzle, so her crying screams would be muffled; this girl had to live with all these tears, the only thing worse would be listening all day to a song by britney spears
  • Pee wee herman, he gets less play than the fat guy named sherman; he wanted to show off what he had, didnt he now he could just join gladd; he didnt have to pull down his pants, all he had to do was that stupid dance; then he could go home and leave the rest of the normal world alone
  • big ole stare back at ya eyes, itty bitty teeny thighs; blonde hair, a crazy witches stare, but have no fear, wodie bo is here; to save the day, from things that go bump in the night this and that way, its ok, you know we love to play
  • bear is what we will call him, his name is not jim, he doesnt climb from limb to limb, he goes to high falls allot, i think he goes up there to smoke pot, believe it or not, some women think he's hot, NOT; so well leave alone this keebler elf; so he has some time to play with his self; even though his speeches are bad its amazing this guy never gets mad
  • dont drop the bomb on my girlfriend she lives in iraq, it not my fault george dubya smokes crack; the people in her neighborhood are almost all gone, she about to be left alone; save her before sadam coimes back, of why Mr. bushy did you have to smoke crack
  • there goes the neighboorhood, my town is turning into inglewood, its not my fault i did what i should; my great great great great grandad mighta had some slaves, but thats no reason for the way you behave; get over it its done with its through, slavery has absolutly nothing to do with me or you; it wasnt my idea to lock yall up in a cage, if it was back then youd have a reason to be enraged; but you know what its not, so if thats the only ammo youve got; then fire your mouth off at someone else who give a s***,cuz i dont and i wont
  • education, all this frustration, is creating, a strange migration; everybody bodys goin to homeshcool to avoid litigation, school used to be a vaction, now its more like an insemnation, of thought control that affects the nation; beteween the flirtation, and assfixation, of all these teachers gestation, well be lucky if we end up working for a buss station; what we need is a revelation, that will bring us salvation, so why are we watin; watchin the time fly by as we are a victim of castration, to our freedom too speak out as the time keeps wastin; so what am i relatin, in this crazy notation; i got no more pateince, we need an adaptation,so that we can get back to our future aspirations; officer dont give me a citation, i just need to get to the next train station, so i can save education from eternal damnation; we losin are children and its a complecation, that were not fit to be overtakin;
  • Tears in my eyes, ohh how time flies, everybody dies, even through the lows and highs; thats just life, filled with strife, then you get a wife; your lifes in a state of change, hell your lifes in a state of strange, pull out all your change, cuz your life just got rearanged

     

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