Things that make the world go around.
These are little stories that happen in my life that make the world so much better for me, things that make me laugh and just make it more pleasant.
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Scenario 1:
My mother and I are sitting in her room painting our nails and my dad walks in.
Dad: Ew, that nail polish really smells.
Chantell (me): *looks at my dad* Thank you... Captain Obvious.
*mother is laughing in her seat*
Dad: You better watch your mouth, Chantell.
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Scenario 2:
My brother and I are sitting in the computer room arguing over who gets to go on the computer next. Of course, he is winning.
Chris: No you cant use the computer, I am using it. I had it first.
Chantell: Whatever Chris, you stupid fucktart.
Chris: *laughing* What the fuck is a "fucktart?"
Chantell: YOU!
Chris: *still laughing* Oh yeah that's right. I am a tart.
Chantell: Glad you finally admit it.
Chris: *laughing*
Chantell: GRR! *slams the door* Asshole.
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Scenario 3
*note: this one is my favorite one*
My grandmother and I are shopping for my prom dress. I thought it would be great if I went to vintage stores to go find my prom dress. It would be cheaper and easier. So my grandmother agrees to go shopping with me.
Chantell: Hey! Grandma look at this dress? *hold a dress up*
G-ma- Oh yeah that's cute Chantell, but hey, I think all these clothes are used. Don't you think?
Chantell: *laughing uncontrollably* Well yes Grandma, that's the point of a vintage store.
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Scenerio 4
Bryan and I are on the phone talking, and he keeps repeating this ONE thing. And I confront him about it.
Bryan: Oh yeeeeeah...
Chantell: Bryan is that your favorite thing to say?
Bryan: What?
Chantell: Oh yeeeeah....
Bryan: No, but say it again?
Chantell: WHY?
Bryan: *laughs* Just say it...
Chantell: No.
Bryan: Well I didn't hear you... *pause* say it, that's all.... *pause*
Chantell: Oh yeah, that's right.
Bryan: Oh yeeeah....
