Greetings, I do not come in peace!
** Aliens do exist! **
Todays date -
- Soon the aliens will come help me!
So one day I was sitting around... like I always do thinking something that I long forgot... I decided that I really am in fact an alien.
I have no idea what poped into my head, but some of it is still there so I will try to get some down before it leaves me... like everything else!
I have come to notice that I am indeed an ALIEN! Yes, flesh and green blood I am the outer space creature you all feared. I'll tell you why!
I am from a place far far away, at least that how it seems.
I have no fucking clue what the hell people are talking about half the time!
Most people piss me off for no reason.
People confuse me, becuase I am from a far away planet that will blow up the earth sooner or later.
I have been to space! Or spaced out! .... Either one is very good but I have done both! So I am a spaced out space man!
I really believe aliens built the pyramids!
You don't believe me? Well they told me that, and why would someone else build a big triangle under some star!
Llamas and that "Rejected" cartoon I hear people talk about are just stupid, lame, and aliens don't know why they let you people live.
I think aliens are way too nice to you humans.
I made this webpage, so that is a fact that I am and alien trying to corrupt the young minds of today.
Aliens run the media, and NASA. (They really do!)
I hate the planet and want to blow it up, and you all fear that of aliens. (So that must mean I am an alien.)
Aliens made god up so they could laugh at all of you humans worshiping nothing.
My favorite type of leaf is this one. Don't like it? Too bad shut the fuck up, I like it.
I believe aliens are real! (Buts the X-Files is all lies, LIES!)
Only I know the real truth about aliens. They DO exist and they WILL kill you if you piss them off.
Only aliens use google as their spell checker!
I'm not with the "Be yourself and by that we mean GAY!" That is just bullshit.
Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with it... well yes there is, but I just don't care. Just don't tell me about it.
Aliens DON'T believe in god. The only higher powers are the ones who boss you around. For all you religious people. I mean something real.
Also when you humans have that special, "awaken" thing, does it feel like a orgasm. They all look like "God" just raped them. So who is committing the sins?
This web page was made for nothing, for noone, is nothing, is noone, it is just there. It has no real reason for being here.
Aliens hate all of you and all of me... Aliens will take over this world and you will all... Die?
The only religion aliens will accept is "Jedi"! Yes Jedi.
So sign up and become an "Alien Jedi!" They are the wave of the future you know. Yup...
Still working on some of the Alien Jedi shit... Give me some time!
Aliens are god, you shall all bow down to alienessessess. Damnit. Or we shall vaporize you.
Aliens DON'T like school. I hate school with a passion, so that must mean I am an alien.
Aliens will eat your soul. If it is green (Like alien green) we will put it back and give you a free joint.
Aliens just love joints!
Aliens also love Game boy advance.
Aliens will kill you! KILL YOU GOOD!
I am an Alien Jedi, that also proves I am an alien!
The world is full of shit.
.... Fuck you!