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Things She Wishes You Knew

Things She Wishes You Knew
1. Smelling good makes a huge impact, but remember moderation.
2. We may say that we don't like macho guys, but often thats a lie.
3. A six pack never hurts
4. If you don't like the anwser, you shouldn't have asked the question.
5. Never ask us why we like you.
6. Only say "call ya tomorrow" if you're actually going to call us.
7. Never ask us to give you head.
8. Never ask us to do anything sexual with our girl friends.
9. Whiskers are NO FUN!
10. We may be willing to do some kinky stuff with you, but not if you're going to brag about it. Chances are its not because of anything you did.
11. Listening to you talk about other girls is NOT a turn on.
12. Never lie to us. Chances are lying to us will piss us off more/do more damage than the truth.
13. Being ignored is not a good thing.
14. Don't be afraid of the phone. Also, talking to us on AIM does not count as calling us. (relates to #6)
15. Be protective. We like that.
16. We always notice how uncanny it is how you rip out our hearts, stick them down our throats, still want to be friends, and never speak to us again.
17. Don't be afraid to make a move
18. If you want us, tell us.
19. We like being held, especially when we're cold or scared.
20. Snuggling is a good thing!
21. We like surprise (but not the kind like "I'm cheating on you" or "i have someone else")
22. Smoking is a huge turnoff
23. We love when you hold onto us from behind while just standing there
24. Never say you love us just to humor us, only say it if you mean it.
25. I am not your whore.
26. Just because we date doesn't mean we're gonna fuck you.
27. Don't talk down to us
28. If you are cheating on us $10 says we're cheating on you too.
29. "Fine" or "whatever" is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
30. There are sometimes when you just need to shut up and do what we say because there will probably be great rewards for you in the future *wink*
31. If there is something we are doing that annoys you, tell us. We may not change it, but hey, its worth a shot.
32. When we are pissed at you back off because if its a fight you want its a fight you will get.
33. When you are talking to us, don't go and start checking out another girl thats behind us... we DO notice.
34. Our faces are a tad more north than you wanna look but please!
35. Believe it or not, its not uncommon for us to use guys for relief of sexual tension.
36. We get horny just like you do!
37. Never make fun of us when we're mad or upset
38.If we say no and we're smiling or laughing, chances are we don't want you to stop, but if we aren't or we start yelling or saying it seriously then STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING NOW! (applies to "go away," "no," "don't," "stop," etc.)
39. We can party hard and get laid just as much as you can.
40. Your dick is really not that interesting, we honestly have no desire to just look at it. You may think its the coolest thing since sliced bread, but we have had toys that are more fun.
41. We know you think you are hot shit but we really don't need you to make us happy, we are perfectly capable of finding someone else, so be good or we will.
42. You are probably not as funny as you think.
43. Not all the orgasms you hear are real, so don't go and think you are all high and mighty just yet... ever heard of faking it? And no, most of the time you will not be able to tell the difference no matter how good you think you are.
44. Every girl can act, what you see is not necessarily what you get.
45. Quit staring at our boobs or you won't be meeting them.
46. If you went down on us we would probably be more willing to go down on you once and a while, but that is in no way guaranteed.
47. Do not expect us to go down on you, we're prone to choking on small objects.
48. We really like compliments, but don't let it get to the point where we can do no wrong.
49. In the big question of boxers vs. briefs, please, boxers are much better.
50. Don't play mind games with us, we will play for a while but eventually if we don't win we will stop playing with you altogether.
51. If you wanna control someone sleep with your remote.
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