*After a few commerical breaks it cuts live to the EEW locker room where everyone can see Terrie Rennels standing there with EEW Superstar Christian who seems to be excited.The crowd begins to boo as She lifts the mic to her lips looking into the camera.*
Terri- Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to EEW Shockwave as im standing back here with the man who will go one on one with The EEW CrusierWeight Champion AJ Cross on this weeks Madness, Christian. Now Christian as we all saw on last weeks Madness in the Tag Team match between You and Chris Jericho agaisnt the mixed team of Carly Jericho and AJ Cross, and with guest referee Katt Karter, it was the talk of the night and the match was looking great intill... well you know someone cheated....
Christian- You know Terri your so right...for once... that was a totally sweet match in me and Jerichos first tag team match in the EEW. Adn we so totally took down AJ and Carly ...IT SO RULED! But like you said, someone couldnt keep calm during that match, and went insane and ruined the whole match. And if it wasnt for that damn Jeff Blaze and his cheating all me and Chris's fans would have seen your vicotry, but like i said before theres something wrong with thos Blaze brothers.
Terri- Well your right Christian, Jeff Blaze did run down but i was actully talking about how your partner Chris Jericho lost his temper and used the steel chair on Katt Carter causeing one out 2 reasons why the match was called at a DQ. What do you have to say about that?
Christian- Woah wait just a damn minute Terri!! Are you saying that its Chris Jerichos falt why the match was called to a disqulification? Well your just plain stupid. Sure Jericho brought the chair in the ring and smashed it on the head of Katt Buttocks. So what big deal? Really dose anyone really care? She got exactly what she had coming to her. She walks around this place asking for respect, breaking EEW moniters, NOT SHOWERING!!! Like at least she could do is shower, cuz if you have met her in the back, then you know... and i have smelled some peoples B.O before but miss Katt Buttocks TAKES THE CAKE... A CAKE THAT WAS DIPED IN MONKEY CRAP!
*Christian laughs as we hear fans booing from the arena.*
Terri- Well Christian, i hate to bring this up, but wasnt it just a few weeks ago when Katt Carter kicked you in the you know where and made you bleed all over the you know what?
*Crowd Cheers as Christians smile suddenly goes away.*
Christian- Oh funny Terri, real hilarious! Terri you could make a real good clown cuz lets face it .. YOUR INTERVIEWS SUCK!! ... And for the record, Katt Buttocks didnt kick my ass. Kicking ass is what a real EEW SUPERSTAR would do. You see she is afriad of Big Daddy Christian, so she kicks me in the Genrel, and then uses a weapon..because thats all she knows how to do. Sure grab the barb wire, cheat all you want... if thats how you wanna be when your upset, thats fine... but thats just your act little missie, OH YA, because you were so embarassed of your tail and your parents, that you wanted to show these morons that you look tuff...but after word, you went backstage and cried like the little bitch that you are.
Terri- Come on Christian, you know what you did was all lies, and you know it.
Christian- Are you calling me a liar? Oh i think you should think twice about that, the real liar around here isnt me, it isnt even you... ITS KATT BUTTOCKS!! Now i know what your wondering, how is she a liar? Well i have the proof. As we all know i am a perfectionest, and i like to watch and listen to other EEW worthless wrestlers speak, even wrestlers like Katt "Carter"...sorry i mean DIVA! Cuz thats what she is, she isnt a wrester shes a DIVA!!! But any who, remeber when i came out and did a nice thing and introduced her back with her Step Parents. And wasnt that sweet of me to do that. But when Katt came down to meet her parents which we all thought she was gonna do. She came out being the normal bitchy Katt "Carter" and started yelling trash...which is basicly all shes good at. But she said that i was full of it and she didnt even have Step Parents. Well i knew she was lieng from that moment, but for some how she got the fans and everyone else to believe her. Well i had nothing else to do but wonder how can i proof it, intill earlyier today when she walked out and talked about her next few matchs. She comes out and talks her you know BLAH BLAH BLAH, I NEED RESPECT BLAH BLAH IM A TUFF DIVA BLAH BLAH.... and then i saw it... and maybe i was the only one to pick it up... she sliped up.. she made the mistake and and proved what all i said and her Step Parents were true....and i quote ....."Do you not think that I havent had my ass beat by a guy before? My stepfather used to go out of his way every fuckin day to hit me, to beat me, and then to do blah blah blah things, Christian RULES!!!... end quote....... ok all of that wasnt true, but one thing was.... HER STEP FATHER!!!!!
*Christian jumps up and down in joy and then stops.*
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Christian- OH TRUE DAT!! So if she comes out to my face and says she doesnt have a step father.. but some how her STEP FATHER use to beat the hell out of her when she was a little girl! Well do i ditect a liar? HMMM Terri? So its either she was born a Buttocks with a tail i might add.... or all of her past and background that she so calls brags about growing up like she is tuff or something is all whats that called..... um BULL SHIT!!! So Katt, dont kid yourself, your just a spoiled little girl who wants to have this tuff girl attitude, but you just dont got it. So you want respect, why? cuz you were given the Tag Team title? You can make up some crazy stories about your past..and the fact that your the greatest Womens Champion... and lets face it really cares about women wrestling, the only reason why shes so popular is because thos 2 Round balls you have on your chest ..thos Boobies... small boobies i might add. So Katt you can walk around breaking TVs, loveing your Barb Wire pretending that your a wrestler... but all you are is a DIVA!! And thats all your ever gonna be... So what now, am i soposed to be scared that she gonna get her boyfriend to do some SERIOUS DAMAGE ON ME! Well you little grease ball, maybe if you and your women took a bath at leats more then once every 2 weeks, then maybe there will be something to be afraid about, cuz the whole DIRT BAG look went out in the 70s! So AJ, i know your mad, i bet your watching me wanting to hurt me like you havent hurt anyone before. Well on Madness you bring what you got , cuz im so ready, and as of your challange that you gave to me at HLA-X for the CruiserWeight Championship.... YOUR SO ON!!! But Aj, on Madness, when i do beat you 1-2-3, there wont be nothing to cry about but when it happens again at the Pay Per View... well then, you can cry with your little girl friend after the C-Man THE REAL JERICHO TOTALLY KICKS YOUR ASS!! Cuz whatever is up Carleys ass idont care, shes Chirs problem, im done with all shes gotta say... but just for the record, theres only one Jericho, and its CHRIS...THE KING OF THE WORLD LIVING LEGEN HIMSELF!
Terr- WOW, so Christian just accepted AJs challange but Christian....
Christian- ...... You know Terri, thats not the only reason i wanted this interview.. sure we all know that im gonna kick AJs ass on Madness and at the HLA-X Main event....... but theres one thing thats on my mine right now thast more important then Katt Buttocks, Carly Wannabe Jericho and AJ LOSEER Cross... and thast the EEW MAGAZINE!!!!!
*Christian takes out an advance copy of the EEW Magazine.*
Terri- Oh yes thats the new EEW Magazine coming soon , and that isnt the slected cover but were still looking to find the best....
Christian- Shut up dammit.... look at it... i see Mike Chamber, i see some funny looking letters, but wheres ....ME CHRISTIAN!!! Um hello, do they not want the magazine to sell, like lets be honest, do you think all these EEW fans wanna read about a big nose bugger about his career in the EEW and how he defeated like 5 or 6 people or around that.... or do they wanna read about the NEXT CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE EEW!! Do they wanna read about THE ONLY EEW TROPHY WINNER IN THE EEW..ONLY! and do the wanna read about the AWESOME CAREER OF THE ONE GUY THAT SO TOTALLY REEKS OF AWESOMENESS...... UM YES THEY DO!!
*Crowd begins to boo. Christian tears up the magazine and tosses over his left sholder.*
Christian- Well who needs EEW Magazine... thats why starting Next Monday everyone gets to read a magazine that is entertaining, just plains rules, and REEKS OF AWESOMNESS..... thats right its the first issue of REEKING OF AWEOMENESS!!!
*Christian pulls out a HUGE magazine with a big picture of Christian on the cover with the REEKING OF AWESOMENESS over the EEW Magazine Logo. Christian hands it to Terri as she seems weired out.*
Terri- Wow Christian...it very...BIG... um what....
Christian- DAMN RIGHT ITS BIG!! Look at it, it says CHRISTIAN RULES ON IT!! And thats the plain ass truth, and look what you get to read about in the first issue... Why Does Christian Rule So Much?? HMM Dosnt that make you wanna just buy it a read why everyones favorite Superstar Christian rules so much, all i know its kinda hard to fit in one magazine, but im sure everyones just gonna wanna know. And look ..HOW DID CHRISTIAN COME UP WITH THAT TOTALLY SWEET QUOTE...TRUE DAT!!!... hmm i still wonder how i did, but why wonder anymore, cuz its right here in the REEKING OF AWEOMENESS MAGAZINE..and only for the low price of $37.50, you get to see so much stuff, wow thats the kind of offer that only happens once in life, but not anymore cuz each and everyone month its gonna be there. So order your advanced copys of the Magazine today, its something that you dont wanna miss.
Terri- What was that a commerical or something?
Christian- No i was just letting everyone know that THE REEKING OF AWEOMNESS Magazine is happeing soon. So if you wanna be a huge chump stain so go read mike CHambers boring biography but you want to be on your feet wondering wants gonna happen next i say pick up THE REEKING OF AWESOMNESS MAGAZINE!!!
*Terri begisn to open this gian book but Christian snatchs it away.*
Christian- And just likes these moron fans Terri, your gonna have to wait when it comes out for sale. Dont worry some day this week im gonna go to that ring and have my huge Press Confreness about it, so keep checking the EEW programing to find out more stuff. WOW i just made more reasons to watch EEW...OH TRUE DAT!!
*Christian walks away looking at the magazine with a huge smile as Terri stands there as the scene ends.*
