God We're Bored!

My Favorite things to do

Things to do when you're bored.

If you have money

1. Drive to a strange place, like New York City.
2. Buy mind altering substances
3. Go to a concert
4. Go out to eat
5. Order pizza
6. Go shopping
7. Go to the mall (you know you'll end up buying something)
8. Go to a police auction
9. Go to Kings Dominion or Six Flags
10. Go play Laser Tag
11. Go play Air soft
12. Play the left right game.
13. Go bowling
14. See a movie
15. Go Canoeing/Kyaking
16. Go camping
17. Drive cross country
18. Go to the Hard Rock Cafe.
19. Make a deal with satan
20. Pay off god
21. Buy absolvence from the catholic church
22. Go to dolphines (only T, W, or Th)
23. Go to MVC
24. Go get a piercing
25. go get a tattoo
26. buy gas in fairfax

If you have a little money

1. Drive to DC
2. Go to Dennys/Ihop/29
3. See a movie at UV mall
4. Go rent a movie
5. Go to Apex
6. Go to a comedy club
7. Go thrift shopping
8. Go get Wendys
9. Go to maggie moos
10. buy raychi twizzlers
11. Buy munchies
12. Buy a flathead screwdriver
13. Half price burger night at Brion's Grill
14. Buy a crochet hook and yarn from walmart
15. Buy gas in manassass
16. buy energy drinks
17. go to a shisha bar
18. spend all your money at the gay bar! gay bar! gay bar!
19. go for a picnic
20. rent a boat at burke lake.
21. go to a pool hall
22. go to a pool
23. see who can get the most soda refills in one sitting
24. go to rocky

if you have no money

1. listen to music
2. create music
3. write a symphony
4. watch a movie at someone's house
5. smoke a hookah
6. write on the walls
7. draw
8. write a poem
9. irrigate farmland
10. sing a song
11. frollic
12. walk around georgetown
13. make a friend pick up the bill (lmao you cheap shmuck)
14. walk around burke lake
15. fly a kite
16. play frisbee golf at burke lake
17. go fishing
18. pop popcorn and watch porn
19. teepee someone's house
20. orgy!
21. make a website about things to do when you're bored
22. update your xanga for the second time that day
23. go to class
24. play a video game
25. hug a furry animal
26. relocate all the hobos in DC to new hampshire cause no one likes them
.....as in the people in new hampshire
27. read a book
28. make a movie
29. go for a walk
30. freeload
31. make your own porn
32. crochet
33. jump on a trampoline
34. cook a 5 course meal and don't eat it
35. burn down a tree
36. burn one down
37. go to boarders
38. free all the animals in the z00 39. dress up your pet
40. play foxtail
41. play tackle football
42. have a wrestling competition
43. play rock paper scissors
44. arm wrestle

But Raychi, it's 3am and everyone's asleep and everything's closed and we're hyped up on caffeine!
never fear... there are ways to be sketchy even when there's no one to sketch out!
1. stand mysteriously on a street corner in a long dark trench coat until a cop asks you to move along
2. go to someone's house to watch a movie
3. steal a street sign
4. do donuts in a parking lot blasting music
5. have a sleepover!
6. pull an all-nighter
7. stand at a stoplight and just stare at anyone who stops there
8. take an ambien
9. call everyone you know's cell phone and wake them at ungodly hours like 7 or 8 am
10. go to bunnyman bridge

My Favorite Web Sites When I'm This Bored

so many hilarious links!
because i'm a xanga addict
because it might have changed in the last 5 minutes!
i have no life