Magical Stars

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Pure Country

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that, right
So if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Aw, she's puttin her beer down
Here she comes, here she comes
Left, left, left-right-left

Hustlers shootin eight ball
Throwin darts at the walls
Feeling damn near 10 feet tall
Here she comes Lord help us all
Old Tw's girlfriend done
Slapped him out his chair
Poor old boy it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare at that

Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin perfect rhythm make
You wanna swing along
Got it goin on like donkey kong
And ooo wee shut my mouth
Slap your grandma
There ought to be a law
Get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy how'd she
Even get them britches on with
That honky tonk badonkadonk, aw,son

Now honey you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her for
Working that moneymaker
Band shuts down at two but
We're hanging out 'til three
We hate to see her go but love
To watch her leave with that

Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm make
You wanna swing along
Got it goin on like Donkey Kong
And ooo wee shut my mouth
Slap your grandma
There ought to be a law
Get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy how'd she
Even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Aw that's what I'm talkin bout right there

We don't care about the drinkin
Barely listen to band
Our hands they start to shakin
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy you
Think you fell in love
Boys you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch

That Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm make
You wanna swing along
Got it goin on like donkey kong
And ooo wee shut my mouth
Slap your grandma
There ought to be a law
Get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy how'd she
Even get them britches on with
That honky tonk badonkadonk
That honky tonk badonkadonk

Yeahhhhhhhhh
Honky tonk badonkadonk
That's it right there boys
That's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money
It ain't for the glory
It ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk