| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 71.7% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 63.5% |
| Shamelessness | 88.1% Has yet to see self in mirror | 78.3% |
| Sex Drive | 97.4% The Pope is envious | 76.5% |
| Straightness | 85.7% Just go fuck something, okay? | 42.6% |
| Gayness | 94.6% Repressed, are we? | 81.7% |
| Fucking Sick | 96.5% Refreshingly normal | 89.1% |
| You are 87.98% pure Average Score: 71.2% | ||
