" The Diamond Stud "
Simon Diamond
 

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# 001

0000 - 00 - 00

 vs. None

 bWon Debut Match; Number One Contender For Tag Titles; Tag Team Champion;
The Simonized List: None

The scene opens up with a match inside of a XWF ring just finishing between a couple of up and coming stars. The crowd seemed to have enjoyed the bout and are giving them a round of applaulse. Then all of a sudden, the music playing begins to hit the speaker system, and front behind the curtain step two individuals. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler seated in the commentary table notice who they are.

' Jim Ross ' - Oh my lord. Thats Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger. What the hell!

' Jerry Lawler ' - And Swinger's got a table.

Swinger and Diamond make their way down the ramp as the two men are walking up the ramp.

' Diamond Stud ' - Well done gents. That was an entertaining match. Me and Johnny here decided to wait til your match was over before we came out.

The two guys nod their heads.

' Diamond Stud ' - If you guys can walk past us now then we have some business to attend to.

One of the guys extends his arm to Simon Diamond.

' Diamond Stud ' - You want to shake the hand of greatness. Well, boy, this is your lucky night.

Johnny Swinger then drops the table and clotheslines both guys to the floor.

' Diamond Stud ' - I didnt say Simon says. You bunch of jobbers. You are pathetic.

Diamond walks over and sets up the table.

' Diamond Stud ' - Stupid pieces of crap. I'm a legend damn it. I am greatness here. Theres a new era in the XWF. Its the Simon Era. The era of the god. The era of the legend. Guys, i guess Simon says,;' FUCK YOU'.

Swinger and Diamond then pick up the jobbers and drive them straight through the tables to huge boos from the packed crowd.

' Diamond Stud ' - Simon says, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SEATLLE FAT BASTARDS!"

' Swinger ' - Jack this right here is true greatness, you might have heard people saying it before but this time we really mean it,  Tell them Simon. Tell them. Ha ha

' Diamond Stud ' - You see, I'm here. One thing. SImon says, "Vince gave me a call. He had a little problem. Well the problem solvers are here. Thats right, I'm talking about you Dawnie, you fucking fat slag. You money grabbing whore of lives scum.

Swinger hops around laughing.

' Diamond Stud ' - I am the man, the real man, that made you Dawnie in the world of professional wrestling. You think that you got away with it. Leaving Diamond behind. Well Dawnie. Your nightmare is beginning.  Me and Johnny here have put aside our differences. We are focused. Simon says, We are focused. Back to our roots.  Dawnie, you dont know what this means to you, do you. Bitch, you are going to pay, and you know why.

Diamond waits a moment.

' Diamond Stud ' - Cause Simon says so. Lets break them.

Swinger and Diamond then carry on dishing out punishment to the two jobbers on the floor, until XWF senior officials come out