Carl & Bush
Mood:  bright
Topic: PART 1
Carl " Commere you little devil, I know your up in the dark caves in the nose somewhere!" Jackie Palmer News Reporter: "SAY CHEESE! Todays Press got the picture of Carl picking his noes. This Tramatic event will be well known in history for years to come. Our econime is going to have tide high rankings this year for most gracious and well hearted Photo. Carl do you have anything to say about this?" Carl: "Well, Actually I do. You see That was my most adorded days I have had in all my life. The scene was beautiful and the place and time was perfect. I couldn't ask for anything better. Anymore questions are for my co-workers, or you can ask me, but you rist gettin' yous ass wooped. One last thing though, is that it is true I did have an affair with George Bush. He and I did have that threesome commin' up so you never know how hard it is to say no to someone when they threatin' to stick them' nuclular weapons in your vibratin' bed. That night we went on for hours. He really aint all that bad Sudam. He just doesn't no doggy style very well." Jacking Palmer News Reporter: "Thank you, that was a very touching speach. Bush do you have anything to say about this?" George Bush: Matter' a fact I do. You see he and I had that little get together right after my press confrence. The whole world got my sex video of him and I. To bad Mr. Blumthal wasn't there with us, he was lots of fun the last time."