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Interviewer: We are here with the scarf lady today. And we are going to ask her, what do you think of animal rights?
Scarflady: I think animals are beautiful creatures. And they should all run free with the scarves and the scarves would cover them and shield them. And they would be pretty too!
Interviewer: That is wonderful. What kind of scarf would you suggest that they wear? Say for a cow, what kind of scarf should a cow wear?
Scarflady: I think a cow should have a human scarf. I think the skin should be peeled off all humans and put on cows instead.
Interviewer: Very, very interesting fashion statement.
Scarflady: Yes. Hannibal Lector I think liked it.
Interviewer: This is very true. I see where your sources come from. You have great respect for the previous fashion statements.
Scarflady: Yes, I have great respect for those.