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14 Reasons Why You've Had Enough To Drink

• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
• Job interfering with your drinking.
• Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
• The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
• Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
• Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
• You can focus better with one eye closed.
• The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
• You fall off the floor...
• Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
• At AA meetings you begin:
• Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
• The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
• Don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

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