Winter gettin' colder, summer gettin' warmer.
 Tidal wave comin' 'cross the Mexican border.
 Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel.
 Just dont get busted singin' Christmas carols.
 
 

Thats us, that's right
 Gotta love this American ride.
 Both ends of the ozone burnin.
 Funny how the world keeps turnin.
 Look ma, no hands.
 I love this American ride.
 Gotta love this American ride.
 
 

Momma gets her rocks off watchin' Desperate Housewives.
 Daddy works his ass off payin' for the good life.
 Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool.
 Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.
 
 

Thats us, Thats right
 Gotta love this American ride.
 Both ends of the ozone burnin.
 Funny how the world keeps turnin.
 Look ma, no hands.
 I love this American ride.
 Gotta love this American ride.
 
 

Poor little infamous, America's town.
 She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
 Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
 Got herself a record deal, cant even sing a note.
 
 

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
 Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
 Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can.
 If the shoe don't fit, fits gonna hit the shan.
 
 

Thats us, Thats right
 Gotta love this American ride.
 Both ends of the ozone burnin.
 Funny how the world keeps turnin.
 Hot dog, Hot damn.
 I love this American ride.
 Gotta love this American ride.
 Oh yeah,
 na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na........... nanananananana