Once upon a time there was a ferret named Blowjob. He was very unhappy because an evil wizard named Lou put an evil spell over his kingdom so as all the grass and vegetation was to die. One day Blowjob was smoking a blunt with his friend Squeakers and he said to him "Squeakers, I'm not happy, at all, and soon enough, our supply of marijuana is going to run out and what are we going to do then?! be sober all the time!?!" Squeakers replied "Maybe we should go look for Lou The Wizard and kill him and find his spell book and reverse the spell." "Who ever knew you were so smart?! but by god you have a great idea there" said Blowjob and then they went into the library to further plan this master idea that they had.
It's not as easy to kill an evil wizard as you might believe. Once inside the library they went straight towards the "Wizarding for Dummies" section. There they found what they were looking for. A book entitled "How to Kill an Evil Wizard". After looking up on techniques on killing that damn evil wizard for two weeks they packed their bags with marijuana, munchies water and condoms and set out for their adventure to find the Evil Wizard, Lou. They set out at dawn.
At dawn they busted out the handy dandy bong and smoked themselves silly. Then they set out on their adventure to dispose of the evil wizard named Lou. Upon exiting the Kingdom that they lived in [The Kingdon of Marijuana] they bid it one last glance at the dried up fields where once vast marijuana fields were growing freely and happily. They both looked at eachother and with that glance of recognition they left all that they had ever known behind. They set out for an adventure that they had no idea would be so rewarding and hard earned.
The first kingdom that they arrived in was the Kingdom of Harlots. upon entering the land, they were in awe and greatly interested in what the kingdom had to offer, they were sure glad that they had brought those condoms. There were so many georgous girls walking around just begging to be fucked. So they spent the night, had lots of wild sex and got really drunk. They woke up the next morning with hangovers, but continued on their adventure
The next kingdom that they came upon was the Kingdom of Macaroni and Cheese. In this Kingdom, the Grass was yellow and The mountains look like The shells from Velveeta Shells and Cheese, The trees looked like the Elbows from Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and the River, yep you guessed it..Cheese! But behold this world wasn't as nice as it sounded, there was a Gaint Cheese monster, which basically looked like Pizza the Hut from Space Balls, minus the Peperoni.
Blowjob and Squeakers almost ran into the Cheese Monster when they were at the river. The Cheese Monster didn't like people that did not belong to this Kingdom, so once it spotted Blowjob and Squeakers, they had to run and run fast. Finally Squeakers said to Blowjob, "Hey let's climb up one of these trees, I bet the Monster will never find us there!" So they climbed up the macaroni trees and waited for the Monster to look elsewhere. It took a while but finally it left. They were safe at last!
They quickly hurried out of The Kingdom of Macaroni and Cheese for it was not a place that they much enjoyed. It was a while inbetween Kingdoms and these lands that they were passing were filled with Marijuana and Shrooms. They were in Heaven, or so they thought. They Then found out that they were in The Kingdom of Answered Dreams.
They throughly enjoyed this land, as it brought them such exquisite happiness, every drug imaginable, every simple want and need was here for them. But there was one consequence they knew not of, well yet anyway. The consequence was that of the Evil Wizard Lou [damn spics..] was able to find out their plot because he controlled The Kingdom of Answered Dreams. He had cast a spell over it, hence forth making him able to read the mind's and true desires of all that crossed the land.
Squeaker and BJ only stayed in this land for a short time, because, well, they knew it was too good to be true. They didn't know just how much they would suffer for staying there. But anyway, Evil Wizard Lou now knew what they were up to, so he began a little plot of how to make them think that they were winning when really defeating them. One thing that he didn't know about them, was that they carried the lucky charm of the squatting elephant. They had been given this lucky charm, in the Kingdom Of Harlots. They didn't know what it was, but decided to keep them because they looked spiffy.
They came closer and closer to Evil Wizard Lou's kingdom, the Kingdom of Silly Spics. The Evil Wizard Lou made all the people that lived in his kingdom his slaves. He wasn't the kindest of people. He also wasn't the smartest. You would think that an Evil Wizard would be wise, but truth be told, this one was a real dumbass.
While Lou was planning how he was going to get to BlowJob and Squeakers, they were in The Land of Misinformed Paperclips. This was a land of mass confusion. Paperclips running in every direction and slamming into eachother on a regular basis. This land held to importance to BJ and Squeakers....So they thought..
What they didn't realize is that when dodging the paperclips, they were learning to be more agile. This would help them in their battle against The Evil [not so smart] Wizard Lou. They could now avoid his spells!
This is not finished yet...When it is...this little notice thing will no longer be here..I just ran out of energy and concentration
