Quoteable Chris quotes
- ~Why is the Toronto Department of Hazardous Materials here?? Did we do something??
- ~Everyone visits the can.
- ~DUCK!! Look it's a duck.
- ~There's free cheese in the dinning room.
- ~It's [Titanic 2-the ice bergs view] gonna be an iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours then BOOM a ship, and it's over...and maybe a couple of crying penguins.
- ~YOU WON A BOX OF CEREAL! YEAH!
- ~He designed that? I'm gonaa hit him in the head.
- ~I wanna score tonight!
- ~My balls stuck!
- ~And there's drool...and there's drool, there is drool on the paper! (eww)
- ~You know what's gonna happen don't you? Next time we come to Grand Rapids they're gonna be throwing Cookie Crips on stage. I can feel it! (cool)
- ~I'm in love with an alien.
- ~Start the show! Start it! I don't care id the lights are on. Start the show!
- ~Help! Seatlle's on fire! Somebody do something!
- ~THey all know I hate heights, but they still push us to fly in every show. Why can't we just jump around a lot and call it even?
- ~We don't need respect or album sales. What we need are Jell-O shots. (jell-o shots are good)
- ~We are so lost, can we stop at a 7-11 and ask for directions?
- ~Get off me, you old poddle head!
- ~Can we put the room over here?
- ~Look at the tree!
- ~He took 20 Elmos and built him up a jacket.
- ~I'm Lance and my best quality is my big booty.
- ~Joey kissed Lance!
- ~Okay, let's all sit in the van and have hundreds and hundreds of people pounding on the van just for practice.
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