The Nadley Crunch

Here's the story of a kook named Bradley,
Who claims he's got lots and lots of friends.
They all live in his sock drawer,
One of his many trends.

It's the story of a kook called Nadley,
By those who really know him best.
Cause he has teeny tiny gonads,
And big floppy breast.

Well the one day when this Nadley lost his penis,
He whined very loud and very long.
He was trying to do a one arm stretcher,
Instead he ended up with this song.

The Nadley Crunch

ouch ouch ouch

The Nadley Crunch

ouch ouch ouch

That's the way he became the Nadley Crunch