Favorite Seinfeld show Quotes
Mood:  happy
These are some of my favorite and very funny Seinfeld show quotes! Enjoy:

"Well, you're the big look expert. I wanna see how smart you are."
"Trust me, I know the look."
- Elaine and Jerry in The Wink

"Now listen, let's keep an eye on each other tonight. In case one of us gets in a bad conversation, we should have a signal that you're in trouble so the other one can get us out of it."
"How old are you?"
- Jerry and Elaine in The Stranded


"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
- Jerry in The Baby Shower

"I want you to find out if she likes me."
"Find out if she likes you? What, are you in high school?"
- George and Elaine in The Doodle

"I've been searching for someone a long time. Well, the search is over!"
"And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins."
- George and Jerry in The Doodle


"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
- George in The Hot Tub

"I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon, I love bossing people around."
- Elaine in The Blood

My Seinfeld At-Work Personality
Mood:  silly
My SongWhat's Your Seinfeld at-Work Personality QuizWhat's My Seinfeld At-Work Personality?
The Go-Getter
Your personality: Whoa! Slow down, slick! Yeah, we know you think you're on the fast track to the top, but you're trying way too hard. Don't you ever wonder why nobody ever responds to your requests to "do lunch?" It may be because they can see you're a kiss-up and a goody two shoes (whatever the hell that means).

IDEAL JOBS: Yes Man (or Woman), Lackey, Toadie, Telemarketer