

"Are your legs tired? You've
been running through my mind all night!"
"Baby are you a terrorist? Cause you must be the BOMB!"
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see!"
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
How you doin?
Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?