Thosis my family, we connet to the innernet with AOL
My name is
Johnny B.
This is my wife, shes my little
hotties, and shes got the same grandma as me
This is my grandma, she lives
int he trailer with my family. she smells funny, but i can say that here as she
cant read good.
This is my brother corpy
<-- he has been to the big city once and is a home
boy, I dont git it, he says heaps of YO and CRIB.. and he calles me a pig
sucker.. but I wail into him and he stops. 
This is my cusin Andrew, hes
in jail for shootin up a phone booth.. hes just plum crazy, I got a gun too.
This my house, its really good, when it has tyres me and billy bob mov it
around the park when mom is passed out drunk, it really musses her up and is
worth a laugh, but she beats the jesus out of us some times.
I
think this is my pop, he dont live with us anymore cus he cant be around animals
or kids and electric kitchen stuf.
THis is my pops truck, he
left it here, I have not met him but I am keeping his truck, just incase he
comes back and need to drive some place like NY city.
I have a chevelle! This is my best friend, I
dont know his name yet, but we always go skinny dippin and he gives me candy and
really long hugs. he said he take me to see the giants play footsball and he would do some tail getten with me.
This is my old teacher who taugt me stock
tradin, she was a man once but a sickness made her
change. She is cool and does modeling for magazines, they are so good that the
union nj paper shop has to hide them under the counter to stop people buyin all of them.
This is
my cousin bobby sue, she lost all her teeth cus she sucked on a beater after she
made a cake and that crazy Andrew turned it on. Its funny to watch her eat candy
like barley sugar, we have to put plastic wrap on her to stop the spit getting
on her clothes. 
I dun't know who this man is, but we allways find him nekkid int
he ouse some times. When corpy (who sux at html) and I get bored be play
find the nekkid man. Oh yeah, This si my mom, she was feedin a thirsty man cus,
she had her 15th kid, we sold the kid.she only keeps the ones with all 13
fingers. 
NEKKID MEN- I keep finding some neekid men, this aremy photos of them.. they
are usually sleeping on my mom, cus shes real comfortable like, well.. thats
waht corpy says. 
Some of them want me to sit on there lap and prettend we are driving along a
bumpy road. they says they learned it at the seton hall university! the
fat guy is my frind pebble.
This man wouldn't stop screaming, he drove me nuts.
This is lynch,
he used to be my friend, but got killed when he tried to rassle a interstate bus
after he sniffed some petrol. 
This is a nother nekkid man I
found in my moms room. I have started collecting photos of them. I like the
internet. 
This is my neighbour frank.. the cat is one he found in a bucket He is
practicing a to be a auburn vet and he can get this whole fist in the cats bottom.. The
cat makes funny noises heheheheh He also giv me stocxk advice.
.
This is
my cousins
brother in laws best frriends, he has a motorbike. he is the coolest man inthe
trailer park and you can always here him riding up to the tv trailer to watch
jerry springer and raiders foolsball. 
These are the 2 kids we throw stuff at. there used to be 3, and now
mom says we cannot though heavy stuf.
This is there mom, she runs
the trailer park raider fan club... she helps raise money to pay the players that play
giants foolsball. and she got real mad at me one day when we ran out off poo paper so I had to use her son socks to wipe my behine.
This is , jimdandy hes parents own the trailer park. I found him wacking off in
some bushes
but he lets me know html on the internet
I gotta go now.. my pee pee is brusting to wee. if you are ever in union new
jersy look us up,
we lives in the trailer right behind the shot up phone booth. bye
