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!¡!Welcome to Sam&Dana's Funkidelic Home page!¡!

Up dates Sam & Dana 4/7/03: Hi everybody! Happy independence day! thank you all 4 checking out this site and we hope we can get sum more stuff on it!

Dana 2/7/03: Hey Hey every 1! I hope every 1 had a great Canada Day yesterday! I have put some quotes for msn on here so u can use them if you like!!

Dana 1/7/03: Thanx 4 pointing out my spelling mistake Rail! LoL U knoe u dun have a life when... P.S Happy Canada Day!!! We still need sum ideas of wut 2 put on the site!!

Dana 30/6/03: Hi every 1! thanx 4 visiting our site and i hope u like it! I am gunna email every 1 and tell them bout this site so please take a look! We still have no idea on wut 2 put on the site so email me if you have any ideas! U can email me at berry_cherry_licious11@hotmail.com

Games

Lianna suggested that we have games on our site so here you go! These games are brought to you by Sam Inc!

>If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one wo uld you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or chainging the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in the army. Then who WAS that guy?!

I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something.

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX NOW ARE WE ?? No ma'am :(

Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt,boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt,so next time u say it remember how we feel to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal

Sweet petite,about5feet,Cutest shorty,you'll ever meet,Perfect smile,tiny waist,Lips the guys wana taste,Prety hair&sexy eyes,Danm I got you hypnotized!

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there are things that ppl luv to do....too bad they r all either immoral, illegal, or fattening

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WhY Is It WhEn He LiKeS YoU…YoU DoNt LiKe HiM, BuT WhEn YoU LiKe HiM, He DoEsNt LiKe YoU?!

*While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did was mourn. While she was happy, I felt so blue. BEcause while you loved her, I was loving you...*

iTs NoT PMS... i JuS DoNt LikE YoU.....k WelL MaBeY ItZ A LiL BiT Of BoTh!!

*~DoNt Wa§tE pReCiOu§ TiMe CrYiN, §PeNd It PrEpArInG yOuR§eLf FoR tHe NeXt A§§hOlE tHaT tRiE§ To BrEaK yOuR hEaRt~*

~*(*)Objects under my shirt, may be larger then they appear(*)*~

~*(*)You know your gay if you don't wanna be with me(*)*~

~*(*)If you think I'm a bitch...you should meet my mother(*)*~

You’d be pretty dam sexy if it wasnt for Ur face...that can be fixed.

u say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing