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Top Ten Signs Something Is Wrong at The New York Times

1-Sports page reports Mets in first place
2-They believe President Bush's tax cut is a bad idea
3-Its journalistic integrity is questioned by Geraldo Rivera
4-Motto All The News That's Fit To Print replaced by more trendy motto Don't Go There, Girlfriend
5-They just endorsed Dukakis
6-Most stories involve the reporter ending up drunk at a strip club
7-Everyone in photographs looks like the publisher in a wig
8- New policy: We'll print your name in any story for $49.95
9-Answer to every clue in Sunday crossword puzzle: Taffy
10-When anything bad happens, front page asks, Where are you spider-man?

Hey y'all- Whats goin on? Well Im just getting this site up so dont expect too much. Well, check back in the future, Okay? Jake M. Kaplan

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