Prologue:

-|[ Los Angelos...... City of Angel's, City of Lost Soul's and City of THE ROCK!! That's right hermy's, the great one has returned to the pro wrestling world to prove once and for all that he is NOT a sellout. The people's champion is anything but, if you look it at from his perspective... he brought out a whole new region of professional wrestling fans who gained interest from his movies. On the other hand, The Rock hasn't been around for awhile and that's never good because the people need a champion, but fear not pedophiles!! THE GREAT ONE IS BACK!!!

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[- The Rock is seen backstage in the tailor's room, Emily. The Rock and Emily are working on the Great One's ring attire for his match against Triple H. The Rock looks down at Emily's design with disgust upon his face, offended that she would even fathom Rock ever wearing this -]

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Pants?!?!?! PANTS?!?! Emily hon.. did God smack you across the face? The Rock does not wear pants baby... The Rock needs to reveal his million dollar legs! What, you think The Rock worked at getting a body like this for no reason?? You must have your head stuck up a Humpback Whale's ass if you think that The Rock is going to fucking...... PANTS?!

[- "I'm Getting Laid Off" Emily -] Sorry Rocky... it's just that I tried to get a hold of you all week to ask you what you would like for your match against Triple H. You never picked up.

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Emily, let The Rock tell you something. Do you own a copy of WWF the Music Vol. 5?

[- "I'm Getting Laid Off" Emily -] No.....

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Why isn't The Rock surprised? See, if you bothered to get your monkey ass to Target and purchase The Rock's album, you would've heard The Rock's worldwide hit "Pie". But no Emily, you wanna go and disrespect The Rock by not purchasing his album. Let The Rock ask you this, what kind of music do you listen to?

[- "I'm Getting Laid Off" Emily -] I like Norah Jones...

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] NORAH JONES?!?!?! That bitch aint got a damn thing on The Rock! Emily... The Rock says this: Norah Jones aint NOTHIN! Bottom line is this, the point The Rock was trying to make is if you bothered to purchase WWF Music Vol. 5 you'd know that it's "tough to be The Rock", as the song so casually states. And The Rock has places to go and people to see, so you must be kidding The Rock if you think the Great One is going to sit his tight ass around waiting for your phone call. Now, you're going to redo The Rock's attire, so that not only does The Rock whoop that Tarzan look-alike BASTARD Triple H's ass but he does it in style.

[- "I'm Getting Laid Off" Emily -] *Sighs* What would you like Rocky?

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] That's more like it. Now The Rock does not wear PANTS to the ring, so make one of those underwear thing-a-majigs The Rock usually wears...

[- "I'm Getting Laid Off" Emily -] It's called a -

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S CALLED! You know what The Rock means, so know the role and shut the mouth. Anyway, The Rock just had a stroke of genius. Here's what you do... on the front side have it read "The Rock", and on the back side have it show a picture of a brauma bull. In Honolulu Blue..

[- "I'm Getting Laid Off" Emily -] So basically your regular attire?

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] ......WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Are you calling The Rock unoriginal?? ......IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Here, since you find fit to diss The Rock, let The Rock set you straight.. The Rock can come up with an original idea. Hell yeah! Just for kicks, let's put the word "Helldorado" on the front side and "July 21st" on the other side. Yeah! The Rock can see it now... also on the back The Rock wants a head picture of the Great One himself and his co star Sean William Scott, with "July 21st" under it. Because that's when The Rock's movie comes out and he wants the millions and millions to bare witness LIVE on Smackdown. Do you think you can handle that baby?

[- "I'm Getting Laid Off" Emily -] Yes, I can do that.

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Good. Now like The Rock was saying... WOAH eeeeeeeeasy big fella!! Oh shoot, *Laughs* that's not the people's cock The Great One should've known that Rocky Junior wouldn't lay down like that for your monkey ass.. that was the people's cellphone buzzing. Excuse The Rock.

[- The Rock exits the room and leans on the outside door, putting the cell up to his ear -]

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Jabroni... you have just dialed The Rock's cell. Now either you're one of the very few that the Great One would give his number to or you have lucked out BIG and dialed the people's wrong number.

[- "Daredevil" Ben Affleck -] Hello, Rock?

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Ben! How the hell are you jabroni? How's Jen, did you tap that ass once for The Rock? *Laughs* The Rock was getting his artistic expression on, what do you want?

[- "Daredevil" Ben Affleck -] It's actually about Jenny... I think... *Tears up* Oh God, I think she's been cheating on me. What do I do Rocky, WHAT DO I DO?!

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] *Laughs nervously* Jenny's going around the block? ... The Rock... The Rock doesn't know anything about that, honestly. Do you know for sure?

[- "Daredevil" Ben Affleck -] I don't know how to get her back... I would write her a poem or send her a tape or something, but I have no talent. What am I gonna do?

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Alright alright chill out for a second Ben.. jeez, you scared The Rock jabroni. *Laughs* Listen, The Rock does not need drama in his life, God knows he gets enough of that from these pedophile's running around in the WWP or WWR or whatever the blue hell this hellhole is called. You can't control a woman when she's nagging at you man, you and The Rock both know that! Here's what you should have done... I'm gonna tell you like The Rock's boy Corey told him.. when you meet the bitch, straight up smack her. So that she doesn't go on down the road talking about how you don't treat her like you used to. But as far as JLO's concerned, you've just hit Rock Bottom. Now get the hell off The Rock's cellphone you're wasting the Great One's money!

[- Clicks the cellphone off and walks back inside. On the way back to Emily's room he's stopped by the sight of John Cena on the monitor. The Rock takes his step back as to be in eyeview of what this clown actually has to say about The Rock -]

[- "The Scorpion King" The Rock -] Did he....... did that clown just say that The Rock was living in a fantasy world?? Better question - Who in the blue HELL was that? The Rock's never seen that Vanilla Ice wannabe before in his LIFE. Does he think he can just go on record and say something about The Rock, like anyone whipes a Gazelle's ass with what he thinks? Son of a bitch - The Rock is a much too important man to be thrown back by some chump paying Trish Stratus and Lita a SHITLOAD of money to be seen with his Eminem ripping ass.. The Rock rocked BOTH of those mamacita's world, and let The Rock tell you this: Trish Stratus and Lita aint NOTHIN! Rocky Junior wore them off before the party even started, yeah! It's like the Nature Boy said... you keep on that girl until she screams "OH GOD, OH GOD, DWAYNE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" *Laughs* Hey, I wonder what the people's wife is doing, The Rock should probably call her...

Epilogue:

-|[ The Rock basically just told the superstars of the WWR to kiss his ass.. Also, The Rock has entered the KOTR tournament! But first thing's first, on Smackdown The Rock goes one on one with The Game Triple H.. after his long break in Hollywood, does The Rock still have what it takes to defeat Triple H?????

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