Erica's Thing # 16
If you are black, and you name your child De'Janae, Lexus or Shawncresha she is destined to be a stripper! Well, we know for damn sure she won't be a doctor. I mean, would you go see a physician named Dr.Tierra Sharnikiesha Jenkins-Brown? I think not!

Erica's Thing #27
It is harder being a pretty fat girl than it is being an ugly fat girl. If you are an ugly fat girl, there is no hope for you. If you loose weight, you will just become an ugly skinny chick. Lord knows we have enough ugly skinny chicks in the world. Ugly fat chicks should just stay fat because fat cheeks save them....just like ugly fat babies...fat cheeks make them real cute!