..::DISCLAIMER::..
It was your choice to come visit this page, so anything you do beyond this point can not be blamed on me. If you are offended by anything after proceeding, you can not press charges or punish me at all. If you harrass me about it, I have the right to get mad, because I made this disclaimer and you are forwarned. And you are stupid if you continue.
Whatever. I don't have a life, let me in.
OR
Im a jerk. I'm leaving.
